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Ariel Bittner

The kid who looks like a nerd but is actually a fucking legend
Person : Are you Ariel Bittner
Ariel Bittner: No Shit
by ariel bitcoin September 21, 2018
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Whitney dressed as Britney

A modern take on the, "Mutton dressed as Lamb" phenomenon, whereby women old enough to be your mother, dress as though they were young enough to be your little sister.
Lad A: What do you reckon of her at the bar mate?

Lad B: Whitney dressed as Britney mate, saw her smoking outside. Old enough to be your mother.

Lad A: Yeah, it's pretty dark in here.
by CynicalDan April 16, 2010
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Britney

noun. Short for the most caring, loving, sexy, interesting, funny, dorky, sincere, thoughtful, loyal, crazy, silly, outgoing, intelligent girl on the planet.
She's Such A Britney.
by xxxxxxx1234xxxxxxxxxxx September 25, 2011
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Pulling a Britney

To flash your crotch at someone. Especially like Britney Spears has when she made the mistake of not wearing underwear whenever she goes out and flashed her vagina at the paparazzi more than 5 times already.
OMG...that girl was just pulling a Britney a second ago! she flashed her cootch at me!
by Lily555 November 12, 2007
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Leave Britney Alone

An exclamation made when your friends or family are teasing you to a point where you can't handle it anymore and a hissy fit is in order.

Derived from a YouTube user's famed outburst following Britney's lackluster performance at the 2007 VMA's.
Sarah: 'OMG Susan, I can't believe you are wearing the same skirt as yesterday. Oh, and by the way, EVERYONE knows what you did with Kevin on the weekend. Plus you look a little fat, are you retaining water?'

Susan: 'LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!'
by Billy Chickenhole September 15, 2007
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It’s Britney Bitch

Popularized but the infamous Britney Spears but can be used for many occasions, even if your name isn’t Britney. (WARNING: when using this term you may look super white and super cliche but sometimes you just have to)
Amelia, Mateo and Sofía walk into a dressing room. Mateo and Sofía wait outside while Amelia try’s on some clothes.
Amelia: *steps out of dressing stall dramatically* ITS BRITNEY BITCH

Mateo: wow that was an amazing use of it’s britney bitch to show us that you want to make a dramatic enterance while being snazzy and classy all at once.
Sofía: go home Mateo
by saltyamelia June 4, 2018
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Britney Spears

A singer that asks people to hit her
Britney Spears: hit me baby one more time
Man: ok *slap*
Britney Spears: ow I’m calling the police
Man: what? You just told me to hit you...
by Kidswillbekids May 26, 2019
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