bristleback

a fiesty, mean fat woman who yells at her kids and her husband/boyfriend and it all around pissed off at everything. Think of a mean pig out at gramps farm.

buddy1 "man, that woman across the street is a bitch"
buddy2 "watch out, she's a fiesty bristleback!"

by north_branch September 1, 2006

Bristol Palin

To be underage and pregnant. Especially if your parents are a part of the Religious Right

I think Becky and I are going to go all the way tonight.

Use a rubber dude, You don't want to Bristol Palin her.

by Somethingcatchy October 20, 2008

bristolology

the study of the city of Bristol,England

this book will come under the study of bristolology.

by r.che March 21, 2009

Bristol Story

A story that is told at an incredibly random or inappropriate time that goes no where and is often redundant and that leaves people slightly confused as to why the person told it in the first place.

While at a party, a person (usually named bristol) comes up to you
Bristol: Today, i was at the grocery story with my mom and she wouldn't let me buy orange juice. i was really upset that i couldn't get orange juice; now i want some.
(people stare, confused and contemplating).
People: .........BRISTOL STORY.

by bristolstoriesareawesome May 31, 2010

Brisel

Oh a brisel.She is a beautiful person inside and out.at times she can be a little self conscious but she has the most brightest smile.She a helpful and supportive caring and such big heart.If you have a Brisel in your life you’re very lucky.Sometimes she might not see her full potential but she’s very smart.❤️

Whoa,Brisel is so cool

by Helen Bini June 4, 2018

bristol burn smokers

someone who smokes alot in sectret and burns down to the filter

the bristol burn smokers agata and becky the bristol blem heads are back at it again

by HHHHHHHHHFGTFYSAUAF January 7, 2020

Bristles in the Wind

Bristles in the Wind: Naked , at any time. Fresh out the shower or out for a nude jog. Hair standing on end is bristles in the wind.

"Out for a naked jog again , Jack?"

"You know it! Bristles in the Wind, baby!"

by SodaFountain January 20, 2021