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Birthday britches

a lot like the birthday suit, birthday britches are when you wear a shirt on your upper body while leaving your lower body completely bare.
I think Mr. Smith is getting senile because the other day he got his mail in his birthday britches.
by Vollmer87 January 27, 2009
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Phil Britches

Pants full of shit;

To fill one's pants with shit;

To think you are having a heart attack but instead you shit yourself;

To imagine you are on a toilet taking a massive dump only to find out you are really at a company party and shitting your pants;

To stew in ones own shitty britches.
We were at a company party and a co-workers wife asked if she could have a roll of paper towels...turns out her husband had "philled britches".

If I don't get to a toilet soon I just might "Phil Britches".
by signsareeverything July 28, 2009
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Stanky Britches

Underwear that has been filled to the brim with vile human excretion such as anal gravy, sweat, pussy juice, ass juice, butt nuggets, anal hot chocolate, and piss.
"Dude I fingered Tiesha last night, and then I smelled my hand and it reeked of stanky britches."

"I can smell yo britches and they're stanky."

"Hey I gotta change my under wear I have stanky britches."
by The K-dizz January 8, 2012
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snickle britches

noun; southern US slang. meaning "small pants", often referring to a child, sometimes a child of a particularly gregarious and cute nature who adults may have the inclination to beat, but can't because of the extreme level of cuteness.
Mom- "Darn it!, who let the puppy get into the honey favored cake batter?"

Grandmother- "Ohhhhh, leave her be. It's just Mary. In fact you were quite the snickle britches when you were that age."
by Janky Justice August 27, 2009
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biochemistry

study of loads of useless reactions, usually taught by an old professor.
don't even try to say the name of the molecules.
its impossible.
biochemists name them just so they can take the mick out of poor students.
dont try to read the book. i mean, seriously, nobody reads it. not even the guy that wrote it. its another thing biochemists do just to piss their pants laughing at us.
if you're sleepy, this is the lesson you should go to. (believe me, i've slept during several of my biochemistry lessons, it's GREAT)
just make sure you say "protein conformation" or "acetyl coA is of major importance" if you're caught unprepared.
Professor: "Pyruvate carboxylase is the first regulatory enzyme in the gluconeogenic pathway, requiring acetyl-CoA as a positive effector... excuse miss, are you SLEEPING?!?"

You: "huh..? ermm acetyl-CoA is of major importance..?"

Professor: "Indeed!!! "

You: "lovely.... *stupid biochemistry* ... zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz"
by hellomynameisinês May 26, 2008
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Sugar Britches

Someone with a sweet ass. Sugar=sweet Britches=pants=where you keep your ass
Guy: Hey there sugar britches
Girl with sweet ass: Fuck off!
by Some wiseman January 26, 2015
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Thunder Britches

Someone who farts a lot or lets really loud farts.
Never go to a nice restaurant with Jeremie, he can't control his thunder britches, SOOO embarassing.
by SakeenahQ8 February 17, 2009
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