Milwaukee Brewers

A MLB team in Milwaukee. They have one of the state of the art stadiums called Miller Park, but a poor team. In the 2002 season, they set the new low for worst record ever for a Major League Baseball team at over 120 losses. There poor ablity is blamed on when they get new young talented players, they trade them for dried up never-was.

Ben Sheets is a good young pitcher for the Brewers, but soon he'll get traded to the Kansas City Royals from some 45 year old short-stop who can't catch a damn ball.

by CaptainAmerica April 1, 2005

Milwaukee Brewers

Bud Selig's shitty team. He robbed the taxpayers to build a stadium for a crappy, fan-less team.

The Brewers Suck

by Baseballer March 28, 2004

Brewers Dozen

11 bottles/cans of beer. When you visit a brewery and are given a box of beer with one short, because the brewer drank it.

I got a brewers dozen of beer from XYZ brewery today.

by mfgeorge January 29, 2012

Brewers Win the World Series

Sex. (History). The "code term" invented when discussing Craig's incredible drought.

It was said, Craig's drought ending was about as likely as "The Brewers Winning the World Series."

by Steve&Craig November 1, 2003

bobby brewers

the mutha fuckin man at every mutha fuckin thing he do

bobby brewers is the best baseball ever!

by ali:) June 23, 2009

Brewers Fan

Idiots completely oblivious to the fact that their team sucks. Consistently certain their team will win their division, despite being back numerous games and guaranteed to blow a lead if they ever get one (Ex: 2007).

Brewers Fan: The Brewers will win the division easy! They're the best team in the history of baseball!

Guy who's not retarded: But the Cubs have the best record in baseball and a 5.5 game lead and the Brewers are only a few games over having played an incredibly easy schedule.

Brewers Fan: Cubs suck, der der der der der! Whatever, so you want me to give you a BJ or something?

GWNR: What!? No! I'm not gay!

Brewers Fan: Well I am!! Must . . . have. . . penis . . . insiiiiidddddeeeeeee meeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Saucy09 June 20, 2008

Brewersday

Brewersday: the holiday that comes before Tuesday and only once a year.

I cannot wait for Brewersday!

by Saigeman123 April 21, 2020