Brewin' Breakfast

This is a partnered maneuver that requires at least one male participant. You begin by having a partner move their bowels onto the head of a penis. Upon relieving oneself on the head, he/she places a cup directly underneath the penis. The fecal matter covered penis ejaculates immediately after the cup is placed underneath it. The cup is used to gracefully catch the fecal matter and semen and the "brew" is thus served with breakfast.

Boy: So yesterday, me and Lydia were Brewin' Breakfast and I missed the cup!

Friend: Aw shucks!

by 902boyz September 12, 2010

brew jammer

n. a beverage ranging from 2-15% alcohol by volume in which barley is converted to simple sugar then to alcohol via yeast. Equiv. beer, suds, stout, ale, barley pop, liquid bread, bock, lager, teddy brewski, liquid happiness.
v. tr. brew jamming, brew jammed, brew jams. to participating in the act of consuming said brew jammer.

How about we hit up the ole' ale house and get brew jammered tonight.

On your way back pick me up a case of brew jamemrs.

In Cheers Norm is always drinking brew jammers but he never seems to get sauced whats the deal.

by richboyle April 3, 2005

Ms. Brewer

a being with the characteristics of a fat, twitching, infected, unbalanced breast hog with Tourettes. she is a terrible teacher who often contradicts and forgets what she had just said. she will also make weird and random noises and imitate her students speech, scaring everyone in her prescence.

Ms. Brewer had a 2 hour argument with us on why water is or isn't wet.

by ths.exposed December 7, 2018

brenden brewer

Another term for sex-God.

See Trevor over there? He's such a brenden brewer.

by BBLover October 4, 2013

Brewicide

1. The act of becoming or being completely intoxicated beyond all measure. Usually premeditated.

Gerald had a rough day at work so he planned to commit brewicide that evening.

by Broken Sword March 8, 2009

tea brewer

tea brewer is someone who is full of information about things and tells the truth about what is happening around town, as in someone spilling the latest gossip from the streets.

Let's go ask Johnny what he heard about the fight since he is the original tea brewer in the neighborhood.

by lawdawg5 October 31, 2015

brewgnar

noun. gnar(snow) in its best form for winter sports. brew refers to the idea of gnar as your friend.

This weekend, we're going to shred some major brewgnar on the slopes.

by sparxo December 24, 2008