Definitions by sparxo

bendito 

From the Italian origin, bandito. The act of bending over to accelerate the passing of gas, followed by leaving the room (a flatulence outlaw), making sure to drag the thick air around the highly populated portions of the room. Can be a verb or a noun.

bendito: (bends over, farts, and walks casually--but with a purpose-- around the room)
victim: (across the room, sniffs) Oh my gosh. Whats that smell? Hey, where'd Terry go?

bendito by sparxo July 20, 2009

brewgnar 

noun. gnar(snow) in its best form for winter sports. brew refers to the idea of gnar as your friend.

This weekend, we're going to shred some major brewgnar on the slopes.

brewgnar by sparxo December 24, 2008