Badtard

When someone accidentally types a 'D' instead of an 'S' when writing bastard. Usually indicating they're a poor retard, and gets mocked for being so.

They're cancelling the Netflix account? Those Badtards!

by Colli.Greenz May 6, 2019

Breetarded

A metal song or band that has so many pig squeals (bree), that it's beyond all human comprehension.

1) Dude, did you hear that song 'A Furtive Monologue' by Despised Icon? It's fucking Breetarded!

by Breediculouslyschmexy December 9, 2008

Breastward

During sexual activity and generally during foreplay, the slow but tedious movement of the mouth and hands towards the female breasts for exploration and stimulation.

I made out with Rachel last night and my breastward movement paid off.

by Eaton Holgoode February 14, 2018

breadatarian

Someone who only eats bread.

OMG! This bread is amazing. Screw being a vegetarian, I'm going to become a breadatarian

by PeterD January 6, 2009

readtarded

When you've studied/read for so long that you can no longer processes a thought, effectively reducing yourself to a state of mental retardation.

I've been at the library for 6 hours and now I'm readtarded.

by Benjamin Peter April 12, 2008

Bretard

at have anal sex with a friends mom

hey randy i Bretarded your mom last night and ur dad watched

by matthew d harris May 15, 2007

Beautarded

etiology: A word coming into existence through a misunderstood, mumbled comment.

Adj: ugly person, particularly in the face region.

wow, that waitress is really beautarded!

by vtbobm August 31, 2010