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Brazillion

A large number, equal to the entire GDP or population of Brazil.
Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"
by moraviapils February 1, 2009
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Afro-Brazilian

Afro-Brazilian or African Brazilian is the term used to racially categorise Brazilian citizens who are black or part-black, yet it is rarely used in Brazil.
Brazil has the largest population of black origin outside of Africa with 5.4% blacks and 39.9% of mixed race or color (Pardo). The largest concentration of Afro-Brazilians is in the state of Bahia where over 80% of the people are Afro-Brazilians.
by birdman17b July 4, 2007
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Sudden Brazilian

1. During the act of sexual penetration with a female, the male pulls his penis too far out of the female's vagina, and accidentally rams it into her anus instead during the next thrust, accidentally having anal sex. Usually VERY unpleasant for the female involved.

2. Also could mean the sour/surprised face one would make when being rectally penetrated suddenly.
1. "Man, I was so drunk last night, when she said push it in harder, I pulled out too far, and gave her a Sudden Brazilian."

2. "Why the Sudden Brazilian face? You suck on a lemon or something?"
by Mandingo Dong February 16, 2010
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Brazilian Sweet Treat

Sweet Treat is putting honey in your mouth and dissolving it with hot tea before giving a guy a blowjob.
I lost my erection when she stopped to brew a cup of tea to give me a Brazilian Sweet Treat...and the honey got all over the sheets.
by CoxmoCreamer September 2, 2013
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brazilian girl

she's a really beautiful girl: both soul and body.
she doesn't take others' crap, and is probably just chillin, looking for her place in the world
she's latina as well
guy 1: "damn! maria is such an amazing girl!

guy 2: " just look at her body tho"
guy 3: "of course, she's a brazilian girl"
by renegadebadbitch101 July 8, 2020
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The Brazilian Seesaw

When you put a strap-on onto your ass and procede to have sex with two girls. One gets tapped from behind with the real penis, and on the backstrokes, the other girl gets hit from behind with the strap-on.
Yo bro, I’m gonna hit thsee babes with the Brazilian seesaw tonight. Shhhhwing!”
by benjiben January 1, 2019
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Back Alley Brazilian

Receiving or performing a Brazilian style hair removal from and around the genitals using only Duct Tape and a little soothing baby power.
My taint hair was really shaggin so my broh gave me a back alley Brazilian. I’m pretty sure the third yank of tape took off a layer of skin.

I didn’t have time for a spa appointment so I had to do a back alley Brazilian before my tinder date.
by Dick Onchin November 26, 2020
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