Branson

To receive a gay sex act of oral or hand releif from a recently married man.

"look at him he's itching for a branson"

by gmagic May 15, 2006

National Fuck Branson Day

National Fuck Branson Day is a day where you fuck a guy named Branson on 01/22.

It's National Fuck Branson Day today. Guess I'm gonna rape him!

by Xxpussyslayer45 January 22, 2019

Branston FC

A quality side in the Hardy Signs Division 2. They are currently in the semi-final for the McDonalds junior cup. After being recently relegated from division 1, they currently sit in 6th position. Their record home win is 10-2 against Uttoxeter and their record away win is 10-2 against Woodville. Their key players are Jake Barker in defensive midfield, Aidan Stephenson in central defence, Max Bishop in central midfield, Krakendinho on the left wing and Oliver Hickman as chief benchwarmer.

And it's Branston FC, Branston FC! We're by far the greatest team, the world has ever seen!

by MarshallBrigade February 14, 2014

Branson

A virgin derived from the owner of 'Virgin' - Richard Branson

Person A: "Mate i horsed da life clean outta her"
Person B: "No ya didn't ya Branson"

by Big Craig aka Legend February 25, 2008

Branson

Very sexy individual with huge peen, sexy eyes and gets all the pus.

I just wish I could be like Branson.

by Shalacadoodle September 30, 2019

branson

bran'sun / bran'sund

Getting a BJ or hand relief off a recently married man.

1) "I got a Branson off the next door neighbour last night while his wife was indoors taking a bath....."

2) "My boss in accounts nealt down and Bransoned me while i was standing at the photocopier yesterday"

by gmagic May 13, 2006

Branton

THe most charming, stupid, hilariou, branton lickinass motherfucker

"DUDE YOUR SO BRANTON "
"Do you see that guy over there he is so Branton"

by kitty cat garnet March 5, 2017