A gay that is really ugly, who laughs way too much.
He hates everything and thinkes to be the best player.
HE IS GAY!!! HE SUCKS BALLS AND FUCKED TWO HORSES WITH OUT EVEN CRYING OUT THAT HE DIDNT WANT IT, HE ENJOYED IT!
HE IS SMELLY he stinks like rotten fish with eggs that once were in a ass!
He thinks other ppls stink but its him!
(brandon is a new nickname for a gay that is ugly and stinks like the death.)
He hates everything and thinkes to be the best player.
HE IS GAY!!! HE SUCKS BALLS AND FUCKED TWO HORSES WITH OUT EVEN CRYING OUT THAT HE DIDNT WANT IT, HE ENJOYED IT!
HE IS SMELLY he stinks like rotten fish with eggs that once were in a ass!
He thinks other ppls stink but its him!
(brandon is a new nickname for a gay that is ugly and stinks like the death.)
1GUYS, look there comes a brandon HIS BREATH STINKS!
2watch out now, the brandon is firing his rotten eggs.
3that brandon really is a dick of a mom.
2watch out now, the brandon is firing his rotten eggs.
3that brandon really is a dick of a mom.
by asif333 May 16, 2008
by thatshoweroll April 01, 2007
a guy who is epic, in general, and who is more stubborn than me. and my only male bestfriend!!! he makes me smile. and hes cooollllll
me on my fone: omg i can't wait to walk through the rain!!! :) i love it!!!
brandon walking past me: hey mari it stopped raining!!!1
brandon walking past me: hey mari it stopped raining!!!1
by texasgirl:) August 11, 2011
A brandon is a self centered lying dick. He usually acts like the sweetest guy, and like a "different type of usual guys" when really he is just a lying piece of shit. brandons have horrible acne, and really small dicks. they think they are the coolest people in the world, and fool everyone till they realize how wrong that is, and he ends up alone everytime. he is alone cause he brings it upon himself he lies, and is uses people. he is a cheater, and a piece of shit. he acts like the biggest badass in the world because he is on probation, he constantly reminds you how "bad his drug use used to be" when all in all he is a poser and the biggest pussy in the world. he is cheater, and a theif. he takes really depressed girls and ends up only caring about himself, hurting them and then leaves not giving a shit, a brandon is someone who will get hurt everyday of his life once people realize the truth,a brandon is someone who will soon get a taste of his own medicine.
by ihatebrandon December 05, 2012
a tool that was raised in many places. usually lies about the most random things to seem like he is cool, when in all reality, he is a faggot. self acclaimed "d1 prospect"
Ex 1: "Hey where is brandon from?"
"He is from New orleans, mexico, los angeles, and compton."
Ex 2: "Dude i got 6 kegs lets throw a party"
"you're such a brandon"
"He is from New orleans, mexico, los angeles, and compton."
Ex 2: "Dude i got 6 kegs lets throw a party"
"you're such a brandon"
by joe blow 699 March 30, 2009
super gay kid.usually portugeese,or however you spell it.dumb ass in school.lazy,scared of everything,spoiled.
by chadisgay1212 August 26, 2008
by jmuels22 June 29, 2011