loser's bracket

1. the sub-grouping within a competitive tournament whereby those who suffer their first loss are demoted to a pool of similar types who have suffered a like fate; one more defeat in this category renders the unfortunate complete elimination from the field.
2. a common perception that certain individuals are moving through their respective lives already having suffered some type of major defeat (or many smaller ones), thereby rendering them to a decidedly less than ideal existence.

Look at Joe : he attended all the wrong schools thereby acquiring all the wrong type of friends; this precipitated choosing the wrong type of occupation and marrying the wrong type of girl. Now he's in the wrong type of neighborhood with the wrong type of kids. Joe could be said to be existing in the loser's bracket of life.

by Virgin Suicides October 17, 2017

beard braces

Something extremely lame, like, as lame as a 28 year old guy with braces on his teeth and a beard on his face.

Dude, are you going to the Weird Al concert this weekend?

No way man, it's gonna be total beard braces.

by Associate in Charge July 27, 2010

up the bracket

1) Cockney reference for snorting cocaine
2) The act of being punched in the throat
3) A great song by The Libertines
4) A great album by The Libertines

1) "All his money goes right up the bracket"
2) "Punched him! Up the bracket"
3) "That song 'Up the Bracket' kicks arse!"
4) "That album 'Up the Bracket' kicks arse!"

by JiMbOmUrPhY April 26, 2006

braces

Metal brackets on each tooth which where hand made by demons...food gets stuck in the brackets and when u try to get them out with your tounge it looks wierd to other people and it cuts your tounge more than a knife can

Guy 1: hey i just got braces

Guy 2: Sweet how long will you have them on for

Guy 1: o for the rest of highschool

Guy 2: o thts cool just 2 more weeks

Guy 1: im a freshman

Guy 2: your fucked

by Pitbull3291 August 4, 2006

Brackeys

A Youtube Channel dedicated to making Game Development tutorial videos using the Unity Game Engine.

"Thanks for tuning at Brackeys."
*cue ukulele music clip*

by CodeMyst June 3, 2018

Anal Bracelet

A small bracelet that is positioned inside your cavity. Worn near the surface of your anal cavity; usually for fashion and pleasure.

Have you seen my new anal bracelet? My boyfriend will love it!

by gustebeast January 29, 2015

Flat Brained

Flat Brained (Flatius Branium) is a common condition where the victim goes into a nearly catatonic state and shows no signs of brain activity, unable to achieve basic cognitive thought and anything above basic involuntary muscle work. Victims tend to constantly say and do utter nonsense and continue to do such until their vital organs eventually shut down.

Someone take the sandpaper away from Johnny, he's going to go flat brained again.

by GoldJohnnyBoi March 20, 2020