E-bortion

n. When someone starts an internet activity (i.e. Myspace or making a webpage) only to give it up in a period of 2-3 weeks.

I made a MySpace account the other week but I had to have an e-bortion because I actually have a real life.

by Matt Mmm July 21, 2008

Swamp Boating

To motor boat someones ass. This is a high risk activity and should not be performed at random.

I got drunk and spent the night swamp boating girls asses. Now my face smells like ass and is covered in what I am hoping is chocolate.

by The REAL Screg May 21, 2010

Sheep Booting

When you put on tall rubber boots, grab a sheep and put it's hind legs in the boots with your legs. You then proceed to fuck the sheep. This procedure is used to prevent the sheep from getting away.

"Damn man, I am so horny, I'm about to fuck a sheep!"
"Yeah dude, gimme your tall rainboots, I need them for some sheep booting."

by The Horned Water October 22, 2006

Bootin' up

Booting, or Booting up - To inject, or "shoot up" drugs i.e. heroin. A slang term that is a variant of "shooting up"

I got kicked out of the coffee shop for "bootin' up" in the bathroom.

by DubDoctor April 9, 2015

Bootie Bank

A thing a guy says usually attractive and gets many women and when he says "Yes I just added her to my bootie bank" that means he just added her to his women bank just like you add money to you're bank.

Joe: Hey jack did you have fun with that girl last night ?
Jack: Yes, I totally added her to my bootie bank.

by Dane1000 April 2, 2015

neu-boating

Standing in your basement

I had to hurry home from golf so I could go neu-boating.

by Peetos January 11, 2022

Bootitty Dip

A combination of booty dip and titty dip. A girl with a nice booty and an equally nice set of titties.

(At the pool)

Garrett - "Damn Adem do you see that girl with that fat ass and nice set of titties?"
Adem - "Yea, that bootitty dip must be an alien, because her ass and titties are out of this world."

by A&T's November 14, 2010