bompalompalomp

a word in which people love to take the first four letters of, as displayed in a song by Le Tigre

who took the bomp from the bompalompalomp? who took the ram from the ramalamadingdong?

by scenster becca October 3, 2005

Bwomp

One Of Mushroomhead Songs Featured On "Superbuick" And "XX"

Mrh Is Fucking AWESOME

by Tyrant January 25, 2004

bolmphgineering

An area of engineering concerned exclusively with creating complex machinery or simple objects to produce or aid in the reception of sexual gratification.

Verb form - I saw a movie once where the main characters attemped to bolmphgineer condoms from plastic wrap. . .for some reason they ended up covering their entire bodies with the stuff and just looking really stupid. It looked more like they were getting ready for a Berlin Steamer.

by Joey Cukamunga April 5, 2005

Bowaphone

The name of the instrument that backs Paul McCartney in "Wonderful Christmastime."

'Ba-bow bow bow...ba-bow bow bow bow..."

"The mood is right (bow bow bow...)"

Also,

"Sir Paul, what is that instrument?"

"A bowaphone, then."

by Bowaphonemaster December 28, 2009

Carl Bowmaker

Carl Bowmaker is usually a ginger and foul creature found in the North East. Whilst there have been a number of recent sightings of this mythical beast its habitat is still not clear. Approach with caution as the Carl Bowmaker is known to have a short temper.

I saw a right Carl Bowmaker the other day. It was terrifying!

by brythomas1993 September 7, 2018

Billy’s Bolmph-‘Gin

1. Short for William Taft IV’s Do-It-Yerself-Hand-Cranked-Bolmph-Engine. A mechanical apparatus invented during late 18th century by a southern plantation owner. Invention’s whose sole purpose is to stimulate the penis for masturbation. It consists of a wicker chair with an unsanded, unvarnished wooden box or cylinder that could be swiveled in place over the lap. Device was operated by a cast iron handle and crank on the right side to create a vibrating motion by turning a number of gears, sprockets and ratchets. Later models included a cast iron lever on the left side to simulate a pulling motion on the penis. When first tested by William in 1787 he was killed shortly after, when the lever broke off due to rapid pulling; and he drove several large wooden splinters into his pubic region, which became infected.

No longer in production

by Will April 14, 2006

Bompy

a false name given by telemarketers (mostly in the lawn care business) to make coworkers laugh.

Hi this is Bompy from your lawn care company. Is your mother or father at home?

by Deeshy September 11, 2010