Strip Bouquet

bouquet won during the bachelorette party, Designed for single women, the woman who catches the strip bouquet will supposedly meet a wonderful man in the near future.

I heard she caught the strip bouquet, she's probably be taken soon.

by OMGLOLHmmmmmmmmm July 21, 2011

dick bouquet

When a man has a massive pubic bush.

James: Are you ready for your date?

Peter: Narr , still got a massive dick bouquet.
James: you better prune that bush boy

by Zmead June 19, 2017

Hot sauce bouquet

When you pour hot sauce on your girlfriend's asshole, and follow the hotsauce with your penis.

Dude, I gave my girlfriend a hot sauce bouquet for Valentine's Day. Now I'm in the doghouse.

by Kelsodot28 February 6, 2017

catch the devil's bouquet

An instance where you think someone is waving to you, when they're actually waving to someone else or someone behind you. Can also apply to other greetings like "hi."

I was at the store yesterday and caught the devil's bouquet. I was so embarrassed.

catch the devil's bouquet

by Bairgh O L'Gharigh July 1, 2019

Ass bouquet

The unsightly, ultimate fax-paux of wearing jeans tucked into boots (even worse when they are rainbow-colored cowboy boots). They look ridiculous and make the ass enormous.

That girl needs to get a clue! As if her boots weren't enough of a fashion nightmare, she's got an ass bouquet, too! Someone needs to tell WT to unleash her jeans and let them out on top to breathe!

by motorboat #2 December 26, 2008

Indian bouquet

A bouquet one makes at home by gathering snippets of tree branches in bloom, wild vines,and blooming bushes in the beginning of spring.

Jordan and I went out this morning and picked an Indian bouquet to take to his teacher to welcome her back after the week long spring break.

by Liz McKinney March 14, 2007

ball bouquet

an epidermal display or offering from a male of good breeding. sometimes referred to as the basket of fruit or cockandballs this phallic and scrotal presentation is guaranteed to elicit a strong response from the intended recipient. not recommended for public wooing.

So Rick whipped out the ball bouquet and said, "My nuts are on your shoulder", and Matt in a stage of fervid denial pleaded, "No they're not..."

by joesgarbage January 5, 2004