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Boston by GangGangGandlg April 21, 2017
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Others: "This is our friend Jim."
Others: "Hi Jim!"
Jim: "Hey"
Others: "Hey Jim, I heard you're from Boston!"
Jim: "Well, I'm from Massachusetts"
Others: "Is that near Boston?"
Others: "Hi Jim!"
Jim: "Hey"
Others: "Hey Jim, I heard you're from Boston!"
Jim: "Well, I'm from Massachusetts"
Others: "Is that near Boston?"
Boston by supraturtletoo December 29, 2007
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A much nicer city than NYC.
If you don't like the Red Sox, don't bother coming here, because you're just gonna get your ass kicked.
Water fountains are bubblers, but everyone calls them bubblahs. Turn signals are blinkers, but everyone calls them blinkahs.
We honk at the person in front of us for going to slow when they're going 70 mph, and we enjoy cutting people off because we are better than everyone. Make sure you flip us the bird, we actually get disappointed when you don't. Massholes and proud, bitch.
Our accent is considered annoying, but at least we can say coffee without pronouncing it 'cwoffee'. Don't try imitating it, because you can't do it right unless you're born here.
'Wicked' is an essential part of our vocabulary, usually accompanied by an adjective. We don't say 'fookin', you dumbasses, we say 'fuckin'. R is not a member of the alphabet as far as we are concerned.
In the city, there are some wicked cool hobos that will sometimes follow you for five blocks if you don't give them your money, try it sometime!
If you don't like the Red Sox, don't bother coming here, because you're just gonna get your ass kicked.
Water fountains are bubblers, but everyone calls them bubblahs. Turn signals are blinkers, but everyone calls them blinkahs.
We honk at the person in front of us for going to slow when they're going 70 mph, and we enjoy cutting people off because we are better than everyone. Make sure you flip us the bird, we actually get disappointed when you don't. Massholes and proud, bitch.
Our accent is considered annoying, but at least we can say coffee without pronouncing it 'cwoffee'. Don't try imitating it, because you can't do it right unless you're born here.
'Wicked' is an essential part of our vocabulary, usually accompanied by an adjective. We don't say 'fookin', you dumbasses, we say 'fuckin'. R is not a member of the alphabet as far as we are concerned.
In the city, there are some wicked cool hobos that will sometimes follow you for five blocks if you don't give them your money, try it sometime!
Go pahk the cah at Bawston Gahdens for the wicked cool concert!
vs.
Go park the car at Boston Gardens for the very cool concert.
Hmm, which one sounds more 'elitist' to you?! Hah!
vs.
Go park the car at Boston Gardens for the very cool concert.
Hmm, which one sounds more 'elitist' to you?! Hah!
Boston by A-Fraud and Derek Cheater January 30, 2010
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The first city in America to voluntarily forfeit in the War On Terror©. On January 31, 2007, Boston was essentially taken over by a collection of Lite Brites, resulting in a city-wide lockdown and mass irrational chaos. By letting terrorists worldwide know that they no longer have to actually build any bombs in order to create panic, fear and paranoia, Boston has aided and abetted terrorism and is therefore an enemy of the American Armed Forces. Invasion is pending.