Mopportunist 

A custodial technician who takes advantage of an accidental spill to fulfill mopping duties, regardless of other duties that may have been assigned to said technician.

High school kid: "Did you see that mopportunist hop to it when Jackie spilled her slushie before last period?"

High school kid's friend: "He dropped that plunger quicker than you can say 'Forget unclogging toilets!'"

Mopportunist by Teebs-Bizzle January 8, 2011

opportunisties

The ability of a country to provide plenty of opportuntity for people to be exploiters of circumstances to gain immediate advantage rather than being guided by principles or plans

American the land of opportunisties.

opportunisties by mr_chamale July 19, 2011

Bopportunity

Any chance a person gets to smack some booty.

"Dude, I totally had a huge bopportunity with Brittany last night!"

Bopportunity by Dj Pj November 28, 2014

bopportunity

the chance to use bopping to strike an advantage for one's self

ashlynn: "Mark offered to give me a ride, but he'll probably wanna hookup again.."

caitlin: "well if ya gotta, take that bopportunity ¯\_(ツ)_/¯"

bopportunity by DoN'TUsEYoUrREalNaME!! November 8, 2017

opportunistic 

Being optimistic about opportunities.

I'm feeling very opportunistic about these job interviews.

opportunistic by Sirninja February 1, 2017

Copportunist 

A copportunist is a guy who acts like they’re cool with you when you’re around but when you’re not they take the opportunity of your girl being intoxicated to cop a feel on them all night. Try to be the center of attention and act cool and chill so they can seem like a nice guy to gain the girls trust.

Hey isn’t that what’s his names wife? Why are you all over her?

Man she’s drunk. She don’t have a clue what I’m up to. He ain’t here. You know I’m a copportunist

Copportunist by Mjc1125 May 9, 2018

Copportunist 

A copportunist is a guy who is always looking for the opportunity to cop a feel on a female. Usually are the most successful at bars due to the woman being intoxicated. Tend to act nice and innocent just to earn their trust.

Hey isn’t that what’s his names girl? Why are you all over her?

Relax she’s drunk. She don’t know. You know I’m a copportunist

Copportunist by Mjc1125 March 7, 2018