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your mother wears army boots

During WWII prostitutes who followed the troops around, sometimes wore army boots or combat boots. It's akin to calling some one's mother a prostitute.
"your mother wears army boots" is a vintage version og a "your momma" insult.
by geeflyboy March 3, 2011
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Bootstrap Bill

When you've had too much weed and you start to become part of the couch, chair or whatever you're sitting on.
Friend: Bro did you want another cone?

Me: Naah man I'm Bootstrap Billing right now.
by BillBobGates August 21, 2019
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tit boots

when one has tits so saggy they hit the ground, allowing one to put boots on them, most likely using them as a second pair of legs.
wow Jake, why don't you ask Sherry to put her tit boots on her nasty titties and give you a ride home from work!
by araeos October 26, 2010
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Leave me Alone Boots

Boots that are worn to repel and/or discourage the interested from making come ons and requests to be bed-buddies. Designed to befunctional and boring. Very un-sexy

Worn by:

1) The VERY faithful girlfriend

2) The uninterested or uninteresting
Tom: Dude, guaranteed, tonight I'm gonna get with Kayla

Big D: No you're not. She's wearing Leave me Alone Boots. Best to leave her be

*later that night and 5 failed attemps later*

Tom: Dude you were right. I got right smacked on the last one.

Big D: You shoulda paid attention dude. Leave me Alone boots means Leave them Alone
by Te Rog October 16, 2008
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Patty Boots

Serving to oneself while in a group circle of hackey sack.
Stevo: "There goes Justin serving the sack to himself again!"

Jerome: "Yeah...he's such a Patty Boot!"

Hey Patty Boots, toss it to someone else! We didn't form this circle to watch you play with your sack!
by Buck Sutro April 23, 2011
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boots in the air

A slang phrase used by Army personnel to playfully refer to what is usually a female officer having sex.
During the day she’s totally boots on the ground, but at night it’s more often than not boots in the air!
by Dr Bunnygirl August 26, 2019
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Bootstrap Paradox

The Bootstrap Paradox is a theoretical paradox of time travel that occurs when an object or piece of information sent back in time becomes trapped within an infinite cause-effect loop in which the item no longer has a discernible point of origin, and is said to be “uncaused” or “self-created”.
A time traveller who was a big fan of Beethoven goes back in time to 18th century Germany to search for Beethoven for an autograph. Upon reaching the destination, the time traveller cannot find Beethoven anywhere, not even Beethoven's family have heard of him. Not being able to bear the thought of a world without Beethoven's music, the time traveller coincidently has all of Beethoven's sheet music, he copies it up and publishes it. The time traveller has become Beethoven and the timeline resumes as usual, this is what we call a Bootstrap Paradox.
by Driptual November 17, 2019
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