Bonky Chopped

The feminine art of using ones prominent cleavage to influence decision making of those around her.

In extreme circumstances said person will enhance cleavage to ensure positive responses to an otherwise unlikely situation.

Joe- 'Oh my god, somehow Becky just got me to agree to do all her work for her whilst she goes for a nice glass of red wine.'

Jim - 'You just got straight up bonky chopped mate, keep an eye on those cans. They'll get ya.'

by Emily Tennant May 5, 2011

Honky of the Bonky

A sexually transmitted disease.

I got honky of the bonky from sleeping with that skeeze last week.

by EDoubleDouble September 16, 2009

Bonky Stick

A general term used for things that you use to hit other things. It is usually a weapon of some sort. A sword, an axe, a hammer or a broom can all be considered a bonky-stick.

In World of Warcraft, I kill things with a bonky stick.

by Kimber L. December 12, 2008

inky binky bonky

inky binky bonky Is an expression used by Teletubbies as a mating call. This is commonly used by the yellow and the purple one even though they might be lesbians.

Red boi: ohh I can here inky binky Bonky that must be a mating call by purple thingy

by Ya local British girl April 19, 2020

slap da bonky

A ghetto female or ratchets interpretation of slapping their opponent after hearing them talk "shit"

TiTi : Gurl, Derell wants this body not your musty ass!

Sharkeisha: You better shut your mouth before I slap da bonky!

TiTi : You ain't gonna do shit....

by Nigguhless January 9, 2014

Bonky

A person who’s doing something very well. So well it’s absurd.

Man that dude is balling he’s going dumb, he’s going stupid, homie going straight bonky

by Drewman_727 February 5, 2023

Bonkie

Bonkie is THE Porn God. She is the master of all porn she controls all porn. All porn users, feins and gooners bow to her. Beware of her. She may be Short but she has a big rack that might put you in a coma for the 25 years.

Steve bowed to the Porn Bonkie as her HUGE RACK jiggled he then was put to death for breaking the laws of Bonktopia.

by ILove2SIZOR June 11, 2025