(Rednecks Talking About Ballistic Tip Arrows)
Jim Bob: I Jisht Bought Shome Ballishtic Tipsh Fer My Arras.
Bubba: Holly Fuck!!! Are Ye Try'na B Lock Rambo?
Jim Bob: I Jisht Bought Shome Ballishtic Tipsh Fer My Arras.
Bubba: Holly Fuck!!! Are Ye Try'na B Lock Rambo?
by Ded_Lotus April 8, 2009
Get the Ballistic Tip mug.Jeff: Hey Jan, did you hear what happened to Tom?
Jan: No.
Jeff: He preformed a ballistic lobotomy on himself.
Jan: Oh Snap !
Jan: No.
Jeff: He preformed a ballistic lobotomy on himself.
Jan: Oh Snap !
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A Scouse/Middle England term for an awkward 17 year old girl with terrible depth perception coming at you fast enough to cause damage equivalent to that of an actual military grade missile.
by itanimulli.com May 5, 2020
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by Misterymissile September 3, 2020
Get the Ballistic shit mug.Bol.i.tics -noun
The practice of using politics to justify something (usually inaction) when it is not necessary to do so. Bollitics is usually deployed an all encompassing entity that acts to either slow something to a crawl or block it completely.
The word is a conjoin of the words Bollocks (-noun. British Vulgar. rubbish; nonsense; claptrap) and Politics (-noun. Use of intrigue or strategy in obtaining any position of power or control)
The practice of using politics to justify something (usually inaction) when it is not necessary to do so. Bollitics is usually deployed an all encompassing entity that acts to either slow something to a crawl or block it completely.
The word is a conjoin of the words Bollocks (-noun. British Vulgar. rubbish; nonsense; claptrap) and Politics (-noun. Use of intrigue or strategy in obtaining any position of power or control)
"I can't believe in a company of 5 people there is so much bollitics!"
"He's a master of bollitics. He will tell you that the customer requirements are wrong and then spend the next 30 minutes telling you what the right requirements are. Coincidentally, the 'right requirements' result in him not having to do anything."
"He's a master of bollitics. He will tell you that the customer requirements are wrong and then spend the next 30 minutes telling you what the right requirements are. Coincidentally, the 'right requirements' result in him not having to do anything."
by Adam Evans February 14, 2008
Get the Bollitics mug.1. Of or relating to the trajectory of projectiles, their motion and/or effects. Used in circuses by clowns to properly gauge and define accurate custard pie throwing. Although rarely heard, ballistics are all around us. When we throw a broken bottle into the face of a policeman, we unconsciously use our acquired knowledge of ballistics to work out exactly how hard and high the throw must be to really mess up the bitch.
2. To be incredibly angry. See also furious and apeshit.
2. To be incredibly angry. See also furious and apeshit.
2. "Aw, I knew I shouldn't have thrown that bottle. Dad's gonna go ballistic when he finds out how much the bail is."
by Coaldrone January 24, 2004
Get the Ballistic mug.To become so enraged that excrement is shot from the anus at speeds where by it becomes subject to the laws of exterior ballistics
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