Kiss The Blarney Stone

The unwelcome touch of porcelain on the end of your penis while sitting on the toilet

I did my best not to kiss the blarney stone while using a festival portaloo

by NZ Jack November 7, 2013

bluenoser

A person from Nova Scotia. Contrary to popular belief, the schooner Bluenose was named after the people of Nova Scotia, not vice-versa. The term has been in use since at least the late 18th-century.

...I just got back from a weekend in Halifax. Man, those Bluenosers like to drink!

by fernguts November 18, 2009

Bluenette

A person who has dyed their hair blue. To be used in reference to hair color- like brunette or blond, but blue.

"Man, look at Kat. She has been a bluenette for 3 solid years now!"

by Kat-Star February 19, 2009

blunderbuss

big old medieval ancestor of the shotgun used by the original colonial gangstas.
Looks like a trumpet that you stuff with gunpowder.

Duke of Haphazard : Hand over your gold and jewellery, damn wench, before i blunderbuss your ass into oblivion!
Damn wench : No sirrah, may the good lord protect me, take all o' me booty...

by Flying Fandango July 16, 2008

blarnt

Another word for shart. "When one farts and a little shit comes out"

F**k sake Clarkey did you blarnt?

by ClarkeyCat July 19, 2007

blundertard

a blundering moron

Ian is such a blundertard, it's amazing he didn't bury that hooker at the beach.

by brold July 16, 2009

Blunderdog

Snoop, the dopiest of dope fruity fruitloops

Here comes blunderdog

by RecklessSmoky January 8, 2019