blutey

Feeling of a utopian high, usually from drug abuse. Conversely, 'negative blutey' is a 'downer'.

"I'm feeling a little bit blutey."

by StevoJ May 9, 2005

Blakey wakey

What I say to my boyfriend early in the morning when I want to fuck.

Me: “Blakey wakey”
Blake: *wakes up*
Me: “now that you’re up you can see some cakey”

by Mollypercloveslilbird December 12, 2020

blukers

A slur for any vampire in the twilight series (not Alice- she is 🥵) 🧛🧄💩

Blood+sucker=bluker

Twilight vampires are such gaslighting blukers

by Beantwitry October 29, 2023

Poppy [blakey]

Originates from the song:
Poppy Bird by Bromheads Jacket
(or whatever)

And is now what we call Blakey dear ;)
Mwahahahaha

See also: REX

"Oi Poppy blakey, hows your ginger self doing?"

by BecadiBecBec August 21, 2008

bluke

The nickname for the best actor in the history of the world: Marc Blucas.

He played Riley Finn in Buffy the Vampire Slayer. He'll play your face with his fist if you don't follow his every move as an actor.

"The best actor in the world is Bluke. BLUKE!"

by Ryan Schenck February 25, 2008

bluey

A pornographic film; usually a video.

British usage.

That bluey I watched last night got me so horny and hot that I had to jerk off twice.

My Brit girlfriend asked me if I wanted to watch a bluey with her. I said, "what's a bluey?" "Well this one is called 'Prom Queen'."

by stsebastian November 29, 2009

blurkey

when a fat black cat curls her front paws up under her body while her back is rounded, causing her to resemble a turkey.
The act of blurkifying.

Salem sleeps on the back of the sofa all blurkified.

by joe schmo July 11, 2004