blue screen of death 

In the bad old days before XP, this was a frequent occurence on computers which ran on a Windows OS. In some of the worst cases, you only had to look at the computer in a funny manner for the temperamental bastard to give you the Blue Screen Of Death! It usually tells you some shit like "a fatal error has occured" and gives you some mathematical gibberish. Basically, it means the operating system is rather shite and can't be arsed doing what you wanted it to do...

I remember a few years ago on my section at work we had this computer that gave us the Blue Screen Of Death so fuckin' often on a daily basis that I ended up decorating the monitor with the chequered tape we normally use on files if someone is terminally ill!

blue screen of death by joannedj January 5, 2007

blue screen of death 

A screen that appears on all versions of Windows when the system has an error so bad it has to shut down. The error text is displayed as DOS text on a blue background, hence the name. Versions before XP were notorious for giving this screen VERY frequently, though later versions were progressively more stable. XP and Vista users generally don't get this unless:
1. They fuck with software in ways they're really not supposed to.
2.They build their computer themselves and install vital parts wrong.
3. They use bad drivers, especially with their video cards or motherboards.

I started up Windows 95 and got the Blue Screen of Death before I even logged in!

blue screen of death by aewfdsewrtg February 1, 2009

Blue Screen of Death 

When your computer is really messed up, the Blue Screen of Death tells you.

On the BSoD it shows the reason why your computer stopped, generally, you have no idea what it means.

Some BSoD reasons include:

Page_Fault_In_Nonpaged_Area (whatever that means)
Mult_IRP_Complete_Requests (???)
Memory_Management (that sounds bad...)
also some .exe files cause the BSoD

your computer could be ok, or it could be dead, good luck

the default background for windows is blue for a reason, dam blue screen of death

Blue Screen of Death by idon'tknow1111 July 10, 2010

Blue Screen Of Death 

Something that happens after every half hour on a Microsoft Windows 98 or lower. Get an XP, dorks!

That's my 129th BSOD today and counting...

Blue Screen Of Death by TheBurninator December 9, 2003

blue screen of death 

the blue message screen that comes up when an error occurs while using Microsoft Windows

Not the blue screen of death again. This is the third time in a week it's come up.

blue screen of death by Light Joker December 3, 2005

blue screen of death 

something that happens when you run windows vista for no longer then 10 minutes. usually when your doing something very important or just beating your meat.

last night i was beating my meat to female/female/donkey action and i got a blue screen of death. so i picked up my computer and threw it out the fucking windows and smoked a cig after.

blue screen of death by dopemane November 6, 2009

Blue Screen of Death 

n. common
Due to the extreme fragility and bugginess of Microsoft Windows,
misbehaving applications can readily crash the OS
(and the OS sometimes crashes itself spontaneously).
The Blue Screen of Death, sometimes decorated with hex error codes,
is what you get when this happens. (Commonly abbreviated BSOD.)
It is often impossible to recover cleanly from a BSOD. The blue screen of death can strike anywhere.

At the Comdex trade show, Microsoft Chairman Bill Gates
encountered the Blue Screen of Death during a demonstration of Windows 98.
(He had a spare computer standing by).

Blue Screen of Death by notposs May 16, 2006