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blowtential

adj;

A way to be safe when guys talk about letting borderline ugly girls go down on them.

It is very indefinite, so it can go either way.
Brad: Bro, you see that new chick at work?

Tom: Mad blowtential, don't you think?

Brad: Hell yesssss.

Or the other scenario:

Brad: Bro, you see that new chick at work?

Tom: Hell yeah, mad blowtential!

Brad: Dude, that is disgusting. I was going to say she was sick.
by XamNagok December 24, 2009
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blowie

shorthand version of a blow job aka gobby
that girl gives a killa blowie

man i feel like a blowie
by skatman May 25, 2003
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Blowtease

When a girl licks the top of your bellend but does not completely suck off the penis.
'Omg Jenny just totally gave me a blowtease last night it was great but i really wanted to go the whole hog yer know...'

'I'm not ready for a blowjob yet Margaret just give me a damn blowtease...'
by Dr Doommachineoo August 17, 2009
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Exploding Bowtie

To prominently deficate on a supine slumbering individual superior to the chest, but inferior of the neck, and upon completion, awakening the individual, who then looks down, causing the freshly laid fecal matter to be compressed by the individuals chin, and splattering in a bowtie formation.
If i come home and find her sleeping as usual, I am going to have to administer the exploding bowtie.
by Mentone2 November 14, 2012
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texan bowtie

To strangle someone to death using a western bolo tie
Liam was found strangled in the morning wearing a Texan bowtie.
by dfechtive December 26, 2013
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cincinatti bowtie

When you titty fuck someone backwards so that your balls are on their neck and it looks like a bowtie.
"Hey Adam, that deep Cincinatti bowtie was fantastic." Says Niamh
by The Gayest pussy ever May 27, 2015
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Chicago bowtie

Involves ejaculating on a girl's neck while titty-fucking. The pool of semen spills down the side of her neck, which creates the bowtie effect.
Her boobs were so big that not only did I titty-fuck her last night, but I gave her the ol' Chicago bowtie!
by Big Freeze July 18, 2006
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