Blob

British slang for a condom.

"I'm going to properly ruin you when you've finished sucking my cock. Fuck, I've got no blobs."
"Just do me bareback babe, I love a hot sticky load shot up my fanny"

by Thumper 5 January 20, 2018

Fail Blob Chaar

When someone fails terribly this word/phrase is the only way of compensating for their act disregarding any other words as no other words can come to mind other than this word/phrase. (Warning only to be used if a severe act of failure has been committed).

If this word/phrase (Fail Blob Chaar) were to be defined in a simplistic approach... if someone was a complete idiot and ruined the most easy of tasks. Any person knowing this worthy phrase would insult them using this phrase that will shine through the years passing on as my legacy.

by ASIANYMOUS October 31, 2018

Blobstacle

When a fat person gets in your way.

Sorry, I was late there was a blobstacle on the bus.

by Squirrel April 26, 2004

blobfish

1) an endangered jelly like creature at the bottom of the sea that is known for it's seemingly sad and depressed facial expression.

2) an individual who resides in an incompetent state of being

3) an individual who comes across as mean, angry, and/or unresponsive

2) What a blobfish! He’s always shut up in his room being unproductive.

3) You are not responding to my texts or calls. Why are you being such a blobfish to me?

by suthernt06 March 24, 2012

Blobness Monster

Where you inflate your dick to massive proportions. Then whip it out, and let it float around on the bank of the lake. Then let people jump on it. Then the next person in line goes up the ladder, and jumps down on to it, and it launches the person into the air, and into the lake.

" Bruh... last weekend I was so horny that I
pulled a good ole' Blobness monster .

by Binky Winky June 13, 2017

Blobby Law

stupid laws that us trippin Jits be breakin

"Bro that Stamp Act of 1765 lowkey a blobby law."

by gib_ September 21, 2021

The Blobby Killers

A band created by two soldiers from the Alabama Army National Guard while serving in Afghanistan. They are known for writing songs making fun of fellow soldiers who do something only a freakin' moron would do. Known FOB wide for their first hit BWS or Black Water Soldier, they have also written hits such as Sergeant of the Week, Have it Your Way, and Kyle's Song.

The Blobby Killers are the most awesome band ever!- Miller

by entrthedragn September 11, 2009