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Blored

Blored (adj): When one attains a state of being blazed out of his/her mind, then suddenly and unfortunately bored off his/her ass.

This state is commonly accompanied by 'bunchies' which is our bodies natural defense mechanism against the 'boredom x munchies equation' by filling the emptiness of time with eating massive amounts of food.
Brian: Hey, did you call me?

Chris: Ya bro, what are you doing? I'm blored as fuck.

Brian: Sorry man I'm at work!

Chris: Shit. I'm so blored.

Brian: Ya. I'm at work, peace.
by Bushes of Kooshes May 20, 2012
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Bloated Whale Tactics

Bloated Whale tactics is referred to a legal jargon, when a Japanese person decides to file a malicious lawsuit against a foreigner in the hopes of making a quick buck in a viable situation, due to Japan's 99.9% conviction rate and also having a trump card in case the foreign defendant concedes to their demands.
Hitachi has employed the Bloated Whale Tactics in order to gain economic leverage over Jimmy's business holdings inside of Osaka.
by Gacrux August 30, 2023
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Blarted

Using this word will just give the other person the utter must disgrace
by Big batty eater 69 October 29, 2019
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Blarted

Closely related to Sharted, or the act of sharting. When you fart and accidentally shit your pants accompanied with some rectum blood. Usually happens with gay men and/or distended colon.
That fag just blarted and left a stain on his white pants!
by uncle_limpy September 8, 2010
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bloated sausage

Synonym for a penis that is in between the phase"erect" and "hanging". It is hard but does not stand up.
"Dude stop flopping your bloated sausage everywhere!"

"Fuck you, why don't you come suck on it!!!"
by ModernWumbologist May 20, 2014
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fat fucking bloated toad

A coworkers definition of the lazy stinky and annoying worker
"That fat fucking bloated toad didn't take out the trash OR wear deodorant"
by Allhailtheglowcloud February 8, 2018
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Blooted

I’m fuckin Blooted blazed rn my guy
by Wifflebat September 23, 2018
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