Blored (adj): When one attains a state of being blazed out of his/her mind, then suddenly and unfortunately bored off his/her ass.
This state is commonly accompanied by 'bunchies' which is our bodies natural defense mechanism against the 'boredom x munchies equation' by filling the emptiness of time with eating massive amounts of food.
This state is commonly accompanied by 'bunchies' which is our bodies natural defense mechanism against the 'boredom x munchies equation' by filling the emptiness of time with eating massive amounts of food.
Brian: Hey, did you call me?
Chris: Ya bro, what are you doing? I'm blored as fuck.
Brian: Sorry man I'm at work!
Chris: Shit. I'm so blored.
Brian: Ya. I'm at work, peace.
Chris: Ya bro, what are you doing? I'm blored as fuck.
Brian: Sorry man I'm at work!
Chris: Shit. I'm so blored.
Brian: Ya. I'm at work, peace.
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