Blonde Dyke

The thing that Kanye West would give anything for.

"Heard they do anything for a klondike. Well I do anything for a blonde dyke."

by doowopbadapadoobop February 5, 2009

Pink Church of Blonde Things

Founded in late February of 2009 by Edwardl, this church is dedicated to sharing all things that appeal to blonds and blonds-alike, and is also known under the acronym PCBT.

The church is also known to celebrate honourary members (those that are not blonde, but definitely act like so), with the first honourary member being announced near the beginning of March 2009. It is also possible that an honourary member can have a lifetime membership to the group, if that person shows consistent blond behaviour.

Weekly newsletters are regularly sent out to members and honourary members to remind them of the week's coming events and recap previous events that occurred in the past week, as well as provide helpful memos, TV show synopses, useful accessories and gadgets, health tips, and a joke of the week.

blonde girl from Pink Church of Blonde Things: *in a confident voice* "C-A-O, THAT'S how you spell cow!"

Blonde girl #1: Did you read this week's PCBT newsletter?
Blonde girl #2: OMG YES!!! I can't BELIEVE that in Gossip Girl, Chuck is going to ask Carter for help!

by azn_ninja April 9, 2009

Blondie Rosiie

Noun
1. The most incredible, gorgeous and sexy woman.
2. A total bombshell babe.
3. The “boss”.

Nom

1. La femme la plus incroyable, trop belle et sexy.

2. Une bombe totale.

3. La boss.

I'm completely infatuated with Blondie Rosiie -- she has the most spectacular eyes. What a woman!

Je suis complètement entiché de @blondierosiie -- elle a les yeux les plus spectaculaires. Quelle femme!

by K3ys3r S0z3 November 25, 2021

Atomic Blond

An extremely good looking and energetic blond person.

Couldn't keep my eyes off that Atomic Blond at the gym.

by Yan01 June 29, 2014

Matt, the blond douche on TMZ

The person whose ass i would most like to kick on a daily basis. I don't know him personally but, i am irritated by his galactic ignorance and narcissism. People that have a public forum such as TMZ and open their mouths whenever possible, whilst failing to realize they are idiots, chap my hide something fierce and make me violent.

TMZ is a guilty pleasure of mine. I watch mainly to see and hear the on-air employees display their lack of wit and knowledge. The group consists of various,dimwitted, 20-somethings, but their undisputed king is "Matt, the blond douche on TMZ."

by Jessica Alba ex-mexican December 1, 2010

blondie

a nickname swifties use to describe taylor swift, usually when she’s driving us crazy

she’s been dropping hints for all 3 albums what do we expect

idk but blondie is driving us crazy

or

where is 1989 (taylor’s version) blondie?

by rep era June 6, 2021

Tall Blonde VSCO Girl

A Tall Blonde VSCO Girl Is a VSCO girl who has assumed a leadership position in a VSCO Gang. A Tall Blonde VSCO Girl will usually have a boyfriend for about 2 days at a time. After the breakup a Tall Blonde VSCO Girl will post an eye picture on her VSCO account.

Man that Tall Blonde VSCO Girl tried to hit on me!

by VSCODestroyer September 24, 2019