Blonked

What occurs when an individual is exposed to high amounts of Jaap in a short span of time, either intentionally or unintentionally.

Ex. 1: "We Jaaped till we Blonked."
Ex. 2: "Get Blonked, loser!"

by molerat404 October 30, 2023

blonk blindness syndrome

It is where a person cannot see and identify the handsome and beautiful pictures of the BTS members and get clowned by Army, BTS' fans.

I can't believe I argued with someone who clearly has the blonk blindness syndrome

by Sris⁷ January 21, 2024

Blonk

An Australian term for a fuckwit who doesnt think before speaking and are fully slow in the head like they have brain damage.

Yeh mate that aaron guy is on his phone right now, what a blonk mate

by Pauly dogzinni December 21, 2020

blonk

Blonk - Verb
To rob a bank, usually using guns or some other equipment and escaping utilising a well-placed car.

Criminal 1: Hey, wanna go blonk?
Criminal 2: Sure, blonking sounds great!

by Los Patatas April 2, 2022

Blonk

A round and/or cute object or person.

That car has a lot of blonk!

by nooneshouldnomyname July 26, 2021

Blonk

A round and/or cute object

That car has a lot of blonk!

by nooneshouldnomyname July 26, 2021

Blonks haters international

Blonks haters international (BHI) is a group of people who hate on blonks aka toxic fans of blackpink. They don't hate blackpink and blackpink's whole fandom they only hate their toxic and immature fans who cause trouble and Chaos in other fandom's

I'm a part of blonks haters international

by Blonks June 11, 2021