Blunder Years

The years as a teenager where you thought being different and edgy means dressing like a moron.

"What the hell even is this picture?"
"Oh god, that were my blunder years."

by OddDict April 5, 2019

blinder

Noun. From blinding. Something so good, it has the potential to cause spectator's eyesight to fail.

Henry played a blinder in the last match.

by WA May 14, 2004

Bleach Blonde Amber

A typical no brained slutty blonde with no moral values. She lives off of her parents, they raise her daughter. She is easy, loose and has long nasty wizard sleeves. Don't let the cleavage fool y'all, those big things hang and have sausage nips. Eeeeewww!

That dumb snatch is a bleach blonde amber!

by Phat Dick Nick December 15, 2016

Blondelay

A blonde is told a joke...there is a delay in their reaction of understanding of the joke...followed by loud laughter....

In fact this includes any and all subjects/topics that is being discussed where there is a delayed reaction...or understanding.

Blondie was told a joke she did not understand whilst others around her laughed loudly. Obvious to everyone, Blondie had experienced Blondelay.

by KDC for KJ January 12, 2008

blonkered

to become heavily intoxicated, usually leading to entertaining results

"Did you go out last night?"
"Yeah, Tim got proper blonkered and started peacocking on the dancefloor "

by Dickdoctor December 11, 2014

blonde bubble

Blondes get more attention then other girls they also get something they want even when they don't ask for it. They are incredibly beautiful and sexy but they don't think that of them but others do. Depending on how there raised they can ither be a bitch or incredibly loyal but never both. The brighter blue there eyes are the bigger bubble they got. Blonde bubble is not a bad thing.

" I'm starving "
"here let me give u a sandwich "
" here's a burito"
"oh I was fine I'm not to hungry "
" but your so pretty "

" I have a blonde bubble "

by awsomepoptarts March 18, 2016

flander blender

n: The jabberwocky which is used frequently by Ned Flanders from Simpsons. (taken from fender bender)
Closest technical term could be tmesis

Ned Flanders: We're done for, we're done-diddly done for, we're done-diddly-doodily, done diddly-doodily, done diddly-doodly, done diddly-doodily!
Homer: Flanders! Snap out of it! *Stupid flander blender*

by Iconoblast March 16, 2011