Pig blockage

A strategic checkpoint set up by the police in order to catch drunk drivers, while wasting everyone else's time. Pig blockages are easily noticed by the flashing lights and the faint smell of bacon, allowing drivers to plan an alternate route before it's too late to avoid. The smaller variation of the pig blockage is the piglet blockage.

Christian: There's a pig blockage on Main street!
Daniel: Thanks for telling me man, I had way too much booze and weed tonight.
Christian: No problem Daniel.
Daniel: Fucking pigs. (Proceeds to fall asleep and crash into a tree)

by Danbeb October 27, 2011

caucus blockus

The political equivelant of a cock block, when a presidential candidate gets totally dogged by a political caucus, thereby hindering there campaign for presidency and future global domination.

" poor Hillary she just got another caucus blockus during her 08' campaign".

by Plotbert February 4, 2008

A 2 Blocka

An ugly girl who looks good from 2 blocks away.

DAMN, ole girl is a 2 blocka!

by KamiQuazi March 26, 2008

Blockamore

A girl that looks good from a block or more away..

Dude, those 2 chicks sitting at the bar are total blockamores..I swear.

by sty23 October 17, 2008

blocksplaining

Telling people how blockchain technology is the solution to every conceivable problem without them even asking

I really liked Peter, but then he started blocksplaining

by iamtheword December 12, 2017

blocka

A word used to imitate the sound of shooting.

"Blocka, blocka, blocka, blocka, boy dey you go" - Ace Hood

by Theoriginaldoobiebrother December 9, 2008

Cock Blocka

A man who tries to prevent you from getting your cock into a woman's vagina. Generally done by friends who are jealous of your pimping skills or guys who hate you because you're about to steal their "dream woman."

by NEGRO SANDIA October 29, 2003