Blobfishporn

The hottest person

Have you seen blobfishporn they are so hot

by Big_fat_junior April 20, 2021

blobfishporn

He's an amazing tiktoker everyone loves him and if they die everyones going to cry.
If you don't like blobfishporn then pls stfu 😑.

"Blobfishporn is so sexy ong"

"yes he is."

by Hehehehpp April 20, 2021

Blobfish

A blobfish is a fat ugly fish

That is blob…blob…blob

I hate a blobfish

by Ress Bum June 10, 2021

Blobfish

The most vile, grimy, soiled, god-fearing abomination that this universe has had the displeasure of creating.

unfortunately born in a timeline you also must also inhabit. His existence has been a burden to every living carbon based lifeform on this planet.

This creature is a friend to nary a man that lives, has lived, or will live.

yo that Blobfish lookin ass is plaguing my existence, woe.

by Lord Cumwad September 8, 2021

blobfishgang

A awesome person who is in a gang with blobfish

The blobfishgang terrorized the ocean

by Blobfishgang December 6, 2021

Blobfish

Someone who performs well but only under immense pressure.

Gus will get an A on an assignment he does the night before, he's such a blobfish.

by Boganafoganacy March 16, 2022

Blobfish

A describing word for a person whos fat and their rolls look like massive german sausages. he loves dick and is always up for a weight competition.

"Hey it's a blobfish!"
"ÄHHHH THERES A BLOBFISH IN MY SEAT"

by BruceJuiceYT258 December 17, 2022