Scrot Bloat

Inordinate and often incapacitating swelling of the male genitals, due to a build up of seminal fluid. Generally experienced after prolonged periods of enforced celibcy, combined with an inability for self-relief. Opposite of {raisin balls].

'I've broken both wrists! Man this scrot bloat hurts!'

Scrot Bloat by Lanky August 15, 2003

Turkey Bloat 

Enlarged stomach following excessive eating during Thanksgiving dinner

Christine: Hey Tai, why are you loosening your belt?

Tai: Yo, my turkey bloat is rolling over my pants. I gotta get some relief!

Turkey Bloat by christine sixteen November 23, 2010

Muppet Bloat 

A condition resulting from an extended period of behavioral ignorance that was supported and influenced by something other than what they thought at the time and not due to anything they actually did. Muppetry.

Lotta of these millenials have seriously overvalued their professional abilities post-pandemic. They think they can still work an hour a day from home and eat avocadoes and sip $11 mochas. This is all just a result of massive Fed liquidity. They’ve all got Muppet Bloat.

Muppet Bloat by CaptainHermosa October 28, 2022

Rockin' The Bloat 

The act of eating way too much at dinner and yet still going out in public, all the while feeling pudgy, swollen, bloated and/or fat.

We ate a huge dinner at that Italian place. We could barely move we were so stuffed. But it was her birthday so we all agreed we'd just go rockin' the bloat.

Rockin' The Bloat by brooklynbri May 1, 2010

Chipotle Bloat 

When you stuff your face past the full point with Chipotle food.

OMG, I've got such bad Chipotle Bloat.

Chipotle Bloat by masadidas October 28, 2009

Party Bloat 

A retention of water and "puffy" appearance resulting from heavy drinking and eating.

I used every shade of bronzer in my make-up kit to make my cheek bones reappear after a heavy weekend bender left them hidden under the party bloat in my face.

Party Bloat by LouLouL June 17, 2012

mountain dew bloat 

the mountain dew bloat is a condition known to many in this ever advancing world. it occurs when one drinks mountain dew too fast and the result is the urge to piss in ones pants and the feeling of complete bloatness and with that utter satisfaction

mountain dew bloat...you know you've done well

one day jack....the signs are there

mountain dew bloat by :: GMEB :: June 11, 2006