Blessing

The most amazing thing to have ever graced the earth, normally of female origin.

That chick is a complete and total blessing.

by The girl you will never forget December 9, 2008

Mormon Blessing

When a Mormon has anal sex with a non Mormon while shouting "Mormon" until the non Mormon in question's ass hole is so wide that the said Mormon can fit his head inside it.

Joe:"Hey Ty, I heard you gave Beccie a Mormon Blessing last night!"
Ty:"Fuck yeah!"

by Thicc Juicy Daddy September 21, 2018

Blushing Gud

When one gets so high or stoned to the point where they lose the ability to talk strait or mix up the first letters in a word.

After smoking behind his shed, Jay was blushing gud whenever he tried talking to his friends. His IQ dropped to 12.

by Creechers Anonymous August 18, 2006

Blessing

She is the girl that knows her worth, loves herself but doesn't ever stop loving you .You will find her your everything once you really get to know her .She will be your angel, your baby girl . She is the girl that you miss and she is the girl that can get a man to beg for her just by being silent. Yes Blessing's silence is never for nothing it hurts once a Blessing is mute. Beautiful,funny and driven girl that you should never let go off EVER .Never get decieved when she says she is okay,it means she's not and if you're someone that she finds close or even dating and she just closes up, it's not because she is bitchy, you genuinely hurt her and she probably thinks it's best to close up

Guy: she's so cute and cool but too intimidating

Guy 2:Nah bro go talk to her ,it's Blessing, she will turn into your everything just wait and see

by kaylaa&evo June 17, 2020

King's Blessing

The act of kissing the back of your right hand and, subsequently, striking a female in the lips with it after you have climaxed in her mouth. The male assumes a standing position while the female is on her knees, resembling the positions that participants assume during a knighting ceremony.

"Dude, the chick I picked up last night didn't want to sleep with me, but she told me that I could give her a King's Blessing. Afterward, she ended up getting 7 stitches on her upper lip."

by Gregory Gonzo March 20, 2009

Blessing Feeds

The act of making someone’s day by having them see a picture of you in their Instagram/snapchat/twitter feed.

Scott really just blessed your feed.
On my momma Scott is blessing feeds.

by ScottTheFlexGod November 7, 2018

Houdini Mixed Blessing

Step 1: Desire to go to a straight club (because your straight).
Step 2: Make the mistake of accidentally going to a gay club.
Step 3: Don't worry, there are a lot of hot lesbians in the club.
Step 4: Find a hot lesbian who likes dykes.
Step 5: Tell her you are a chick.
Step 6: Hook up with the hot lesbian who thinks you are a dykey chick.
Step 7: Let her pound you in the ass with a strap-on.
Step 8: When its your turn, hide your manhood and put on a strap-on.
Step 9: When she turns around, take the strap-on off and use your penis instead.
Step 10: Then pick your choice of Houdini or any of its different variations.
Step 11: Celebrate! You had sex with a hot lesbian chick! But you had to take it in the ass first!
Thank you for using the Houdini Mixed Blessing.

"Yo man, I screwed up and went to gay night again!"
"Aw really? that sucks."
"Its aiight, I just relied on the ole Houdini Mixed Blessing trick, gets em every time!"
"Yea boy! At what price though?"

by The farmsdale J-boy July 1, 2006