Beastipedophile

An adult who wants to screw a young catboy/catgirl.

Loveless reader 1: Is Soubi-San considered a pedophile for loving Ritsuka-Chan?
Loveless reader 2: Wouldn't it also be considered beastii?
Loveless reader 1: You're right. Soubi-San's a beastipedophile!
Loveless reader 2: He won't be if hee makes Rit-Chan "bond" with him. =(
Loveless reader 1: Oh well, atleast he is now and it's Kawaii!

by xToxicCrow0017 February 20, 2009

Blastpilled

Something that is eye-opening or agreeing in a Blastaway sense.

Bruisers are alloed to fish

That's based and blastpilled as fuck, dude.

by BeardedToaster December 1, 2020

Blastoise

(Binomial nomenclature: Blastiosus-poopus)When a person has an urgent need to excrete fecies causing the anus to expand 10 folds in a force greater than the heat of the sun...(most cases its fatal--mad blood loss)

Mary took a blastoise last night at 10 and at 2 the coroner proclaimed her dead by largus-anustus.

Jimmy , running in great panic as he held his posterior screaming BLASTOISE!!!!

by Merch-the-miggity August 3, 2006

Blastoise, it's party time

The lyric that should have been on the terrible song, B.Y.O.B, by System of a Down (Syndrome).

You: Blastoise, It's party time!
Blastoise: YEAH11!! AND WE DON'T LIVE IN A FASCIST NATION!

by Ballin Colin July 1, 2011

Blastoise

To forget proper etiquette when overcome with interest in or admiration for a new technology. Understood to be at best a faux pas, at worst a sin. Of Victorian origin.

To blastoise is to blaspheme, gentlemen, against good Mother Nature, and against your humanity.

by Dhakian April 8, 2016

Blastoise

The fat turtle of the Pokemon universe

Bob: Did you see his Blastoise?

Helen: Yeah it girthy

by Russian Field Worker May 11, 2018

Blastoise

Well, It's when your cum overloads and makes triplets in a bitch.

I accidentally Blastoised in my new bitch!

by Avery Fucking Price May 22, 2018