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blactose intolerant

The inability for a caucasian to digest foods that are commonly eaten in urban, african american areas.

Such as when a white person eats chitterlings and hot sauce or collard greens for the first time. The symptoms are bloatedness and diahrea. This usually subsides after a steady digestion of black foods over a period of time.
Biff was invited over to his friend Kareem's house for Thanksgiving where he ate a consistant diet of chitlings, neck bones, collard greens, and sweet potatoe pie.

Because he was not used to eating urban foods other than McDonald's and Burger King, his stomach became Blactose Intolerant and he stayed on the can for 72 hours straight.
by DzNutz2002 December 9, 2008
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Blastoise

Blastoise, a pre- evolution of the pokemon Wartortle. This pokemon looks super badass and cool and its Hydro Pump will knock your fucking teeth out.
Blastoise just learned Hydro Pump!

Gamer : Everyone back the fuck up our I will Hydro Pump the shit out of your pokemon!
by Legs You Legend October 29, 2009
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Blastosis

One Invitro fertization procedure entails inserting a five day old embryo (Blastocyst) with a fancy turkey baster into the womb of a prospective mama. When the hopeful mama arrives home she tells her other children that they are going to be getting a Blastosis.
Mama sez our Blastosis is going to look like Lindsay Lohan.
by Mr. Chips May 2, 2006
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beastiosity

containing of massive, or very large muscles.
Emily and Nancy have beastiosity.
by Em-cy April 8, 2003
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blactose intolerant

1. an African-American's inability to enjoy dairy products
2. an aversion to "white" people
...of all my eight chillens, dey's all took to the tittie but Maurice cuz he be blactose intolerant...
by bgjobro August 13, 2003
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Blastoiseing

When you hold your nut in several days till max capacity and then during sex as you gush semen out of your canon, yell “hydro pump!” To then curl up in your shell and go do sleep after a battle well done.
After a long month of No Nut November, Tyler went Blastoiseing. Best sleep he ever had. Turns out his wife is pregnant though. They are expecting a lil squirtle in 9 months.
by Itslitfam January 5, 2021
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Blaptise

When a member of the church slaps you on the face with his genitalia
Derek the priest: I had such fun with that altar boy yesterday.
Man: Did you Blaptise him?
by RadicalPlatypus February 27, 2017
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