Blart

1. Onomatopoeia. A spoken exchange experienced during a sexual climax.

2. The description of a male orgasm, used to defame women.

1. I'm gonna blaaaaarrrrrrrrt!

2. Steven blarted on Lisa's face as they watched "Paul Blart: Mall Cop."

by adamKENNY311 December 07, 2009

blart

a fart that comes with blood.

you better wear a manpon cause you might blart when you bend down.

by mattymillz November 17, 2017

Blart

An uncommon condition where air builds up in ones bladder and then is released through urethra. Usually a blart does not produce an odor.

After surgery Dr. Sanchez palpated air in the patients bladder, with pressure the patient let out a blart.

by SanchezandCompany January 03, 2022

blart

Accidental bloody discharge when trying to fart.

I had to change my underware after I blarted.

by Ted E. July 08, 2005

Blarted

Using this word will just give the other person the utter must disgrace

Nah bro you have been blarted brother

by Big batty eater 69 October 29, 2019

Blart

A queef (or vagina fart) while menstruating. Causes a gush of blood and gurgling sound.

"Shena was having a heavy period. Only sex would make it all better. Jeff wanted to fuck her doggy style. This made Shena BLART. Jeff laughed as the blart vibrated his penis and spritzed blood against his abdomen.

by Bizzy C January 09, 2009

Blarted

Closely related to Sharted, or the act of sharting. When you fart and accidentally shit your pants accompanied with some rectum blood. Usually happens with gay men and/or distended colon.

That fag just blarted and left a stain on his white pants!

by uncle_limpy September 08, 2010