horizontal bowl blaster

A term used when one evacuates their bowels in a particularly furious manner, and in doing so gets fecal matter UNDERNEATH the toilet seat.

Man... Rufus just unleashed the horizontal bowl blaster and completely ravaged your toilet.

by Grubba November 2, 2003

Sand Blaster

The act of wrapping sandpaper around the penis (rough side out of course) before engaging in anal intercourse with someone who REALLY needs put in their place. Only to be performed when lube-free anal just isn't quite enough punishment for the dirty receiver.

"That bitch is supposed to be my girlfriend, but I caught her fucking three of my friends!"
"Give her a Sand Blaster...that oughta teach her a lesson"

by LubeCrew236 August 18, 2011

ass blaster

A HUGE fart that is so powerful, it hurts as soon as it leaves the cheeks. It also smells worse then regular farts because these ones usually leave squirts in the back of undies or boxers

John just let an ass blaster that cleared the whole room

by red April 16, 2005

fat blaster

A gentleman who has the tendency to hook up with significantly larger women. This is a less extreme form of a chubby chaser.

"Dude, Paul is such a fat blaster! This is the second weekend in a row he has gone home with a cow!"

by Sparkles90 March 13, 2012

blamethrower

1. A fictional weapon featured in the movie Mystery Men that, when activated, caused those in the vicinty to turn on one another.

2. An attempt to shift blame for your failures.

Michael Brown broke out the blamethrower to avoid responsibility for FEMA bungling Katrina recovery.

by KungFuQuip April 20, 2006

gel blaster

when you are too much of a pussy to be hit by an airsoft or a paintball gun, but you think you are too old to use nerf guns, so you use gel blasters

Aiden: Yoo did you see Calob's new gel blaster?
Chad: Bruh you actually play with gel blasters?

Aiden: Yeah, airsoft guns are scary and I'm scared I will get hit...
Chad: They dont hurt that bad, you fucking pussy

by average skate 3 enjoyer February 15, 2022

blumpster

a blumpkin in a dumpster

John took a poo while receiving fellatio in the dumpster, hence a blumpster

by Grady the gangsta November 15, 2005