(v) A corporate stooge who is a slave to his Blackberry in order to appear super dedicated to the company. Will send texts and e-mails to his boss and co-workers at all hours of the day to prove he is invaluable.
Inspired by the word 'brown-noser', someone whose nose is brown from kissing his boss's ass.
Inspired by the word 'brown-noser', someone whose nose is brown from kissing his boss's ass.
"Wow did you check your e-mail yet? Brent sent a bunch of messages to the project group from his Blackberry at 3 o'clock this morning."
"I'm not surprised! Brent is such a suck-up. He's a total Blacknoser."
"I'm not surprised! Brent is such a suck-up. He's a total Blacknoser."
by Black@Heart November 18, 2009
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Ian " DAMN! LOOK! That fat girl at 12 o'clock has a super massive blackhole, i wonder how long that ass has been suckin' it"
Sara " GROSS!!"
Sara " GROSS!!"
by ocow June 28, 2009
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Some who, while not outwardly racist, may have negative views towards African Americans. A reserved racist if you will.
"Its not that mom wants to lynch Barack or anything, she just wont vote for him even though he is the best guy. she was raised during the jim crow times and is still a little blacktose intolerant. but shes not a racist."
by ninjarlou January 26, 2008
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Get the Blacktive mug.Blacktober, a month that black people find appropriate to share their edits and their own art that typically includes an already existing character turned into a black character.
Here's the problem. You know how a large majority of our kin wants equality? Yeah, so do i. However, if we want equality...
Then why the FUCK are black people justifying the act of colouring an already existing asian/white character, but god forbid a white person colors a black character into a white person.
Apparently it's racist to color a black character white, but it ain't racist to color an asian character black.
And people get TOO much fucking praise for their "edits". By edits, i mean just taking a random piece of artwork or a panel of a character, and litterally just using the fucking fill tool to change the skin color of said character. If a black person does a black edit, people praise it like they've just painted the second Mona Lisa! If a white person does a white edit, everyone thinks the OP (Original Poster) is now Adolf Hitler himself.
Look, i can respect representation and artwork that promotes equality and etc.
But if we can't have the same amount of fun and praise that black people get for doing edits of their own skin color, then what happened to all that equality?
" WAAAAAAA!!! YOU CAN'T COLOR THAT BLACK CHARACTER WHITE!!! YOU DON'T KNOW THE TROUBLE THEY WENT THROUGH WAAA!!!! "
Well then you can't edit that Asian character black, what about the shit they went through, huh?
Here's the problem. You know how a large majority of our kin wants equality? Yeah, so do i. However, if we want equality...
Then why the FUCK are black people justifying the act of colouring an already existing asian/white character, but god forbid a white person colors a black character into a white person.
Apparently it's racist to color a black character white, but it ain't racist to color an asian character black.
And people get TOO much fucking praise for their "edits". By edits, i mean just taking a random piece of artwork or a panel of a character, and litterally just using the fucking fill tool to change the skin color of said character. If a black person does a black edit, people praise it like they've just painted the second Mona Lisa! If a white person does a white edit, everyone thinks the OP (Original Poster) is now Adolf Hitler himself.
Look, i can respect representation and artwork that promotes equality and etc.
But if we can't have the same amount of fun and praise that black people get for doing edits of their own skin color, then what happened to all that equality?
" WAAAAAAA!!! YOU CAN'T COLOR THAT BLACK CHARACTER WHITE!!! YOU DON'T KNOW THE TROUBLE THEY WENT THROUGH WAAA!!!! "
Well then you can't edit that Asian character black, what about the shit they went through, huh?
P1: " Woww! Your black edit of an asian character is so cool!!! "
In an alternate universe during Blacktober...
P1: " EWWW!!! WHY DID YOU EDIT THIS BLACK CHARACTER WHITE?!!? "
In an alternate universe during Blacktober...
P1: " EWWW!!! WHY DID YOU EDIT THIS BLACK CHARACTER WHITE?!!? "
by MadDogOfShimano January 1, 2022
Get the Blacktober mug.(v) A corporate stooge who is a slave to his Blackberry in order to appear super dedicated to the company. Will send texts and e-mails to his boss and co-workers at all hours of the day to prove he is invaluable.
Inspired by the word 'brown-noser', someone whose nose is brown from kissing his boss's ass.
Inspired by the word 'brown-noser', someone whose nose is brown from kissing his boss's ass.
"Wow did you check your e-mail yet? Brent sent a bunch of messages to the project group from his Blackberry at 3 o'clock this morning."
"I'm not surprised! Brent is such a suck-up. He's a total Blacknoser."
"I'm not surprised! Brent is such a suck-up. He's a total Blacknoser."
by Black@Heart November 18, 2009
Get the Blacknoser mug.1. The theory that there exist one super-massive blackhole in the center of the universe. This blackhole was the first blackhole to form when the universe first came into existence. All other blackholes are pangenesis of this original blackhole. 2. Mono-magnets were first postulated by Einstein; the theory that blackholes are actually mono-magnets, possessing a north or south pole, but not both. 3. If the Primordial Blackhole is a North polarity blackhole, then it would have "eaten" all South polarity blackholes, leaving only North polarity blackholes in the universe. Thus, forcing the existing north blackholes that are still forming in the universe to flee from the Primordial Blackhole, in essence, forcing what is left of the universe to expand. 4. The reason that astronomers can not directly view the Primordial Blackhole is because light has an attendancy to bend around massive garvitational fields. Thus, a galaxy on the opposite side of the Primordial Blackhole, could be viewed from some other point in space. 6. The reason that everything in space is in motion, due to the gravitational effect of this massive primordial blackhole.
Primordial Blackhole (Zeus Pangeasus):
This theory was postulated by Victor Darnell Hadnot, a Christian Science Fiction writer: When the universe was first created, the first few seconds after there was light, a single dark spot formed, from what was once blackness. This was the first blackhole, called Zeus Pangeasus. This blackhole has existed for almost as long as the universe. It has been "eating" matter and energy, light since the beginning. This is the reason why it is the largest single object in the entire universe, expanding as it consumes entire galaxies. The reason we can not see it is because it is totally black and spans the entire universe. All light and stars and galaxies that we see in the universe, exist at the outer most region of this massive blackhole. Any galaxy that has a like polarity blackhole at its center, will be pushed away from the primordial blackhole, as a mono-magnet of like polarity will push away a field of similar polarity. Thus, the universe seems to be expanding, but in truth, is being consumed by this massive blackhole in the center of the universe. Light bends around massive gravitational sources, thus, it is impossible to see this massive blackhole, but the effects of this super object can be felt and observed, by the actions of galaxies, as they orbit around this super-massive event.
This theory was postulated by Victor Darnell Hadnot, a Christian Science Fiction writer: When the universe was first created, the first few seconds after there was light, a single dark spot formed, from what was once blackness. This was the first blackhole, called Zeus Pangeasus. This blackhole has existed for almost as long as the universe. It has been "eating" matter and energy, light since the beginning. This is the reason why it is the largest single object in the entire universe, expanding as it consumes entire galaxies. The reason we can not see it is because it is totally black and spans the entire universe. All light and stars and galaxies that we see in the universe, exist at the outer most region of this massive blackhole. Any galaxy that has a like polarity blackhole at its center, will be pushed away from the primordial blackhole, as a mono-magnet of like polarity will push away a field of similar polarity. Thus, the universe seems to be expanding, but in truth, is being consumed by this massive blackhole in the center of the universe. Light bends around massive gravitational sources, thus, it is impossible to see this massive blackhole, but the effects of this super object can be felt and observed, by the actions of galaxies, as they orbit around this super-massive event.
by Dr. Everet T. Pystrum January 4, 2010
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