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Blackaneeze

when a black guy (or woman) has sex with a member of the "Ese" clans
My father is Black and my mom is Chinese, therefor making me Blackaneeze
by Daddy Stos July 14, 2010
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blackanese

Someone with black and asian attribute.
1. A black person who takes karate lesson.
2. An asian who dresses black. (like XXXXL hoodies, baggy pants and overpriced kickers.)
3. Someone born of black and asain parents. It's been theorize that the female will likely to carry the good genes in this type of union as most blackanese women are more attractive than their male counterparts.

Spoken: "Did that black guy just called us <insert insult> in cantonese? Let's f*** this blackanese up."
by XR December 15, 2008
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Backage

Noun. Rear viewage, Including, Hoo Hoo and Bootay.
If you bend over too far your backage will show.
by That Gurl 7 August 4, 2006
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Cerebral blockage

When, under pressure to come up with a solution, name of the girl whatshisface banged that crazy night, the actor referenced on family guy, the name of an obscure band, etc., you blank and are left stuttering.

Opposite of brain wave
Example #1:
Fred: Yo, who wrote that song "stayin' alive"?
You: Man, I had too many cold ones last night. I'm suffering from cerebral blockage right now...
by snickers4orphans February 18, 2009
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The reluctance to report a serious work issue for fear that those reading or hearing the complaint will view the issue as petty. The complainant fears that he or she will be viewed forevermore as a sniveling weasel. The result is that the issue will remain unresolved until it takes on another unrelated dimension that is extremely damaging to the workplace. At this point, another worker will report the original complaint and will be given full credit for saving the company.
Worker 1: "I think that we have to let people in HR know what Stacey and Ed have been up to. She's getting away with murder. She's using him, he's letting her and both of them are married anyway."

Worker 2: "There's no way I'm going to bring up favoritism and their adolescent extramarital dalliances to HR."

Worker 1: "Self inflicted complaint blockage?"

Worker 2: "You got it."
by Cirdellin January 15, 2010
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blackanese

Of Black and Asian descent. Females are usually extreeeeeeemly fyne (see Amerie or Foxy Brown). Males just look like Black Chinamen.
I'm gettin some blackanese pussy tonight!!
by xzybit July 19, 2005
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blackanese

the dialect in which african americans speak that can oftentimes be indecipherable or indistinguishable in text or conversation. those who speak blackanese often leave non-speakers in a state of awe, confusion, or embarrassment for not being able to understand
person #1: that youtube video "My Push Up Bra will Help me Get a Man" is honestly like watching a foreign film!

person #2: well, blackanese IS a foreign language
by groovalicious January 6, 2010
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