MJ's Black Angel

A person called MJ's and his Black Angel that doesn't let kids sleep. Usually tortures Eric's and Elias's

MJ's Black Angel haunted Eric today

by ZeBurgerCow June 11, 2018

Schrödinger's black belt

A person (who in most cases isn't a martial artist) who makes condescending comments about a martial art but doesn't know enough about that martial art to know how stupid they sound.

"who needs karate when you can throw hands"
"its over when I see red"
"martial arts cant beat a gun"
"anime bullsh*t"
"that's not a martial art, that's jus roughhousing"
reply: don't be a Schrödinger's black belt.

by mane why is every name taken July 16, 2023

Shitting like it’s Black Friday

An idiom used to announce you’ve eaten too much. Since many Americans over eat on Thanksgiving Thursday, Black Friday is known for massive, continuous bowel movements.

“ I ate so much I’ll be shitting like it’s Black Friday tomorrow.

by Blackduck21 February 19, 2023

black man's cock

The infamous black ma's cock. feared by the many, and treasured by the few, the black man's cock is the greatest urban legend to date. Its primary role of reproduction is often superseded by its secondary roles,most notable, its use an implement for rendering bank security guards unconscious by a swift blow to the head, when the filthy nignog + accomplices decide to rob the establishment. it's other uses include neck warming, tea stirring, and bearbaiting

Jesus. that steak was bigger than a black man's cock

by cowdungcustard January 4, 2009

Black Dyke's Matter

A derogatory term to highlight the fact that BLM was founded and co-founded By black lesbians.

Lesbos founded blm it would be more appropriate to call it Black Dyke's matter

by EmJayee December 5, 2020

Thank God It's Black

when a white person thinks he knocked up his white girl friend and during child birth a black baby comes out.

Girls friend: (child birth) ahhh ahhh
Doctor: the baby is crowning
Doctor: its a boy, and its black?
Boy friend: thank God it's black

by Silly old wily February 20, 2011

Black man’s Kryptonite

specifically a thick, big Booty white girls with colorful eyes. (Preferably) green, gray, blue.

Damn… look at shawty with the fat ass and pretty eyes; she most definitely Black man’s Kryptonite.

by MitchGrant July 31, 2021