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Jersey Shore Barrier 

The act of physically placing the entire cast of Jersey Shore in a triangular formation, just like bowling pins, at the entrance or exit ramp to any major freeway to buffer the damages from any potential accident. (It is recommended to have plenty of taffy and hair cair products to keep their interest while they are in said formation)
Hey Tommy I just set up another Jersey Shore barrier by the Lincoln Tunnel.Those kids are dumb as tree trunks. God willing someone's been drinking way too much to drive and swerves left and puts us all out of our misery. Plus, I threw a couple spike stips out there to kind of help our odds.!
Jersey Shore Barrier by DemmyMack413 February 19, 2011
A bearrier is a large amount of teddy bears between you and your wife.
The bearrier got too big so my wife now sleeps on the couch!
bearrier by hcaz sakraf January 15, 2008

Jojo bizarre adventure 

Good show me love it watch it now now do it or else ill tell the USSR that you toched me
Jjba:me good
Hater: I hate you
Jojo bizarre adventure : ILL RIP YOUR ORGANS OUT OF YOUR BODY

Time barrier

Noun: the theoretical limit of real-time velocity in the known universe, at which point positive time halts, and the mass of any object traveling at that speed become infinite and incapable of any increase in velocity.
"In 1994, Dr. Miguel Alcubierre formulated a hypothetical propulsion system that could, in theory, break the time barrier."
Time barrier by speedog June 25, 2010

Jersey Barrier 

Named after the only place on earth where multiple ten foot long, two ton pieces of concrete need to stop people from driving into oncoming traffic.
Thank God there are Jersey Barriers in New Jersey, otherwise head-on collisions would be a staple of driving in that state.
Jersey Barrier by coopedup13 March 23, 2008

7th Barrier

7th Barrier by Hardest December 19, 2008