mondo bizarro

what a weird world - corruption of Spanish.

so those two guys we thought were strangers have been roommates for years- mondo bizarro!

by Victoria Ulph June 30, 2006

bizarro

Short for Bizarro-worldo.

The opposite of the real world. Good is evil, round is square, hello is goodbye. Introduced in the "Superman" comics and used to extreme hilarity on "Seinfeld."

Bizarro tires on the car are square.

Bizarro Saddam Hussein has George W. Bush locked up in prison.

Bizarro Hillary Clinton bakes cookies for her son's Cub Scout troop, doesn't worship Satan, and enjoys sexual intercourse with a man.

by billberto March 23, 2005

Jojo bizarre adventure

Good show me love it watch it now now do it or else ill tell the USSR that you toched me

Jjba:me good
Hater: I hate you
Jojo bizarre adventure : ILL RIP YOUR ORGANS OUT OF YOUR BODY

by Meeeeeghe April 5, 2020

Bizarrosaurus

1.) Something that is huge, alive and quite bizarre.
2.) A person who is humongous in size and is quite weird.
3.) A variant of "Humongosaurus"

"Omar is a Bizarrosaurus. I don't know how he is able to move himself so swiftly in this crowd....."

by ShazzSpazz August 4, 2007

JoJo's Bizarre Adventure

AN AMAZING ANIME, ACTUALLY YOU KNOW WHAT NOT JUST ANIME AN AMAZING PIECE OF CINEMA THAT ENCOMPASES EVERYTHING THAT EVERY OTHER ANIME SHOULD BE AND MORE You see its about this little boy named Jotaro who had a dream to CONQUER HIS ENEMIES AND KILL ALL OF HIS ENEMIES. He has friends like his weird GrandFather who tags along on most of his missions and his highschool friend Kakyoin that really should make his move on Jotaro's mom, Oh and a French dude who tried to kill them in a restaurant and has a pokey sword thing who learned the power of friendship through Jotaro's other friend, Avdol, A person who can set things on fire, You See Avdol Gave This Man 3rd degree burns all over his body and now the french man loves all of them and loses an arm later on and joseph loves to party and joseph is the grandfather of jotaro! and joseph cheated on his wife to make a new jojo, thats all you need to know. and they all possess powers called stands which are just spirit punchy things. Basically jotaro's stand can punch things hard and can look at things really good. And Kakyoin's stand can...well he can f*nger people up the a** to mind control them. and jotaro's grandfather, joseph, has a stand that is a viney thing and hes very useful in every situation definitely. oh and frenchy bois stand is a swordsman and they're fighting a dude called dio who has a stand called The World and can stop time and thats all you need to know about jojo's bizarre adventure.

"Whoa dude, Have you seen Jojo's Bizarre Adventure?" "No im a deadass"

by dudeface0890 August 9, 2020

bizurd

a mixture of bizarre and absurd

The millionaires squid skin seat covers and cobra head stick shift struck me as rather bizurd.

by whatever. whatever May 14, 2009

Bizarbitrary

A rule, decision or law that is so ridiculous, antiquated, unjust or pointless as to be worthy of eye-rolls and general scorn.

Anything that might be considered to be entirely capricious, based on a whim, despotic, tyrannical, autocratic or just plain stupid.

As one judge said to another, if you can't be just, be bizarbitrary.

by Magnets0U March 8, 2019