Blitzed

This means that you are so fucking high! You have smoked at least 5 joints, and some blunts(ya!!)...It Just means that you are so high! Live On!
420,
The High Society!

Yo, I'm so Blitzed!
Fuck..I'm A Blitzted Out Bitch!
Punk Ass Blitzer!

by Jenny September 26, 2004

Blitzed

the action of jacking off or pounding someone from behind and cumming on their back and making them leave it there while out in public

My boyfriend blitzed me before we left tonight, it's making me horny

by Jarl Blitzen April 10, 2020

Bitzer

Slang term for a bitch, definition of a bitch is a person that is promiscuous, or mean.

Here comes a group of Bitzers

by Keiley June 23, 2004

Blitzed

the most intense sex you can have while high

Beani and i were so blitzed last night

by chimera012 June 11, 2013

Bitzel

Idiot

Hi Bitzel

by Maggdalene October 19, 2022

get blitzed

a workout program that involves the use of muscle-enhancing supplements which is guaranteed to transform a 100 pound scrawny white boy into a 200 pound bulked up force to be reckon with.

"Are you taking muscle milk?"

"Yeah, I'm fixin' to get blitzed son."

by Peg Leg Pete October 31, 2007

bitzer

Slang for a small penis, interchangeable with chose.

When she found out Corey had a bitzer, she couldn't help but laugh.

by feyler December 17, 2012