Bitchmark

-verb: sleeping with a teacher or professor with the apparent intent of getting a better mark on a paper or exam. When student-initiated, often orchestrated with the same cunning characteristic of the Machiavellian German statesman Otto von Bismarck.

Kaz: How did Lucida do so well on her economics test?
Harmony: Oh, she fully bitchmarked Mr Jones.
Kaz: Makes sense. She's scheming like that.
Harmony: Ya, and hot.

OR

Ms Tululia: Hey Armand, wanna bitchmark tonight? I'll give you 100 on your IB extended essay.
Armand: Um, you're 60 years old, woman, but ya, I'll bitchmark, I need the marks, bitch.

by Jorgitooo February 9, 2009

bitchuation

1. A situation with bitches. 2. When a group of females all pretend to be friends but in fact they all hate each other, talk shit, doublecross, backstab and gossip. 3. When chicks make thinly veiled insulting remarks to each other while trying to maintain an otherwise friendly outward demeanor.

so-and-so told cheerleader she looked hot in her new outfit but then totally talked smack about her with what's her face and the ugly one. what a bitchuation.

by Yueng July 18, 2004

Bitchus interuptus

The act of said female interupting man buisness, or a man's conversation.

I was watching the football game and right when Tennessee scored, my girlfriend called. I answered,"Bitchus interuptus," and hung up.

by ilovekait(: October 1, 2010

bitchmaster

One who is master of all bitches. "When a bitch is bitten, the master of all bitches must be killed in order to release his/her underlings"

Bitchmaster is the master of all bitches.

by Rich+Sand July 24, 2006

bitchus

Unisex word for bitch

Mostly used as a warning but can also be applied to emit dominance upon weaklings

Bitchus?!
Give me your lunch money, bitchus!
He's acting like a bitchus.
Dude you're acting like a bitchus!

by MadLad176 April 12, 2019

bitchure-picture

A picture made by a hack who uses Snapchat Filters And Photoshop to hide their insecurities, Usually spamming emojis. Filters, And always wearing clothing that is relevant at the time.

Hmm, That Looks Like A bitchure-picture

by FamilyGuyForever420 October 19, 2019

Bitchsmithing

I'm creating a word. BitchSmithing

BitchSmithing is a word used to describe people who feel the need to create unecessary words for oddly specific people and behaviors. BitchSmithers are afraid to use traditional insults, like bitch, shitbag, asshat, etc, and therefore craft words that have no impact.

We used to call incels dipshits until bitchsmithing came along.

by SignalSouth October 24, 2019