bitchcraft

The art of doing whatever the fuck I want when I want.

Honey do the dishes,. Nope, I'm a pro at bitchcraft, do'em your damn self!

by triggerfinger January 24, 2015

bitchcracked

When a bitch steps out of line you lay the beatdown, preferably with a hard object such as a bat.

When Eugene found out Susan was cheating on him he waited till she got home and bitchcracked her.

by FZero December 30, 2008

Bitchopath

The ultimate bitch. Like your religious extremist step-mother...

She wouldn't shut the fuck up! She turned into a raging bitchopath!

by Hentanimanga October 28, 2010

bitchcoat

Another term for a condom.

Then she tried to make me put on a condom, and I was like, "real men don't wear bitchcoats"!

by t-furgison February 20, 2009

Bitchocracy

A group of poorly influenced girls or guys who form a group or committee through text, facebook, or myspace. This group can usually be spotted with non fashionable hair bumps, more makeup than a cheetah with spots, huge purses for stealing g-strings (aka thongs) from upscale malls, hollister american, eagle ambercrombie & Finch products, or sitting pissed off at another member of the Bitchocracy club. Guys of the Bitchocracy club can usually be spotted touching and bragging on their man nipples and comparing testosterone levels for insecure "manly" reassurance.

Guy: Touch my pecks and test my testoterone levels.

Other Guy: Okay. 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10.5! Dude, 10.5! Your testoterone levels are amazing! So that means your bitchyness levels are HUGE!!!! Let me go get my phone I'm sooooo getting you into the Bitchocracy club.

by CheckYourself365 October 7, 2010

Bitchocrite

These girls are bitches and hypocrites. Everybody knows who they are. They are super Christian, sometimes a pastor’s daughter, and tell every girl that they should be modest and pure. They almost always get pregnant before graduating or right after. They always advertise the Bible and tell queer, POC, and/or ND people to kill themselves. Popular. Preppy. Bitch

Ex:
Person 1: “Have you seen Lydia? She got pregnant!”
Person 2: “Ugh! What a bitchocrite! She always advertised Christianity to us, but now she is pregnant herself!”

by Nopleasedontdothisyoudontunder November 20, 2022

bitchscramble

The sound a friend, coworker, or loved one makes when complaining about and/or dwelling any minor or insignificant detail.

All I hear from you right now is bitchscramble!

Oh sorry I didn't catch that, I had my bitchscramble filter on.

by manjo February 23, 2008