Insomnia that occurs the day before your birthday. In the morning before your birthday tomorrow, you start to feel excited on the inside but not on the outside. In the nighttime, when you try to go to sleep you can't because tomorrow is your birthday and you stay up late that's where birthday insomnia mainly comes into play.
I can't sleep.
Why?
Because tomorrow is my birthday and when I try to go to sleep my body lets me stay up late.
Then you must have birthday insomnia.
Why?
Because tomorrow is my birthday and when I try to go to sleep my body lets me stay up late.
Then you must have birthday insomnia.
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Blissful Birthday; a saying developed by Matthew Donzelle Robinson; basically, the term is a substitution for saying Happy Birthday!
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Dude, I was just taking a shit and realized there was no toilet paper. Luckily it was a birthday dump, or I would have been in big trouble.
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Todd: Sam, it looks as though I've got a pretty bad sore down there. Do you have any clue as to what it might be?
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Sam: Why, Todd, that appears to be a case of genital herpes! This must be your first outbreak; in which case, Herpe Birthday, my friend!
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