management bingo

an office game for yuppies and geeks

1. go to an office meeting

2. write down every newspeak term or off-the-cuff phrase

3. when you have five new ones, or five old ones from the official list ( you should have a keeper of the list), mumble "bingo" just loud enough for the people next to you to hear

Collect phrases like :

"moving forward" (in the future)

"Growing the business"

"mental bandwidth"

"de-risk"

"develop a plan around"

"Scrubbing" (as in checking over a list)

"partner with" (in reference to another work group)

etc...

Then for each meeting make a mark next to each one you hear, and write down the potential new ones. Five marks is a bingo!

(overheard coming out of a meeting) "Hey, I won management bingo today!"

by P Taylor February 17, 2008

stinky binger

when you use a bong for weeks without changing the water, poop in it, and throw it at someone

Dude, I hate them. I'm gonna totally stinky binger their car.

by ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhllllllll May 17, 2022

Bingo Arms

Bingo arms contain a mass of flabbage near the armpit. When jarred or jostled, the fat tends to move back and forth in the opposite direction. The excitement of winning BINGO at senior's night will prompt an increase of noticeability of these babies.

"BINGO!!!!" *old lady flaps the fat on her bingo arms around*

by lovelyrita(metermaid) June 30, 2011

Binford

Stopping a toilet however not to the point of overflowing, just stopping it up and leaving the remains for the next guy.

I used the bathroom at that restaurant and the damn thing wouldn't flush I pulled a Binford.

by Libraryguy June 29, 2009

Bingo Tourettes

The uncontrollable urge to yell profanities at the caller during a Bingo game, especially if you're not winning.

Caller: O 69

Nancy: WHORE! I don't need 0 69! Stupid motherfuckingcocklickinwhorebot!

Karen: Nancy's got Bingo Tourettes again.

by The Canajun July 3, 2010

Bingo-bango there's your mango

When "bingo" just isn't enough ... A phrase to greet good news, a solution or resolution to a problem.

"Bingo-bango there's your mango; I told you it would work out.

by May Daily June 6, 2018

Binger

Someone who believes they see evil or malfeasance in everyday actions

Also

A total failure

Well he is being a real binger today- he didn’t do anything except call HR on the office plants again.

by DeMoline November 9, 2021