An alternative way describe being in a constipated state. A Binder Knot is a clogged colon resulting in severe constipation also known as sewer capped. Having a Binder Knot is usually a result of the lack of fiber combined with ingesting copious amounts of cheese, ice cream and other dairy products medically known to be "binding" and constipating.
Howard hosted a playoff party for all of his Green Bay Packer friends. As part of the game day spread, Howard prepared a smorgasbord including pounds and pounds of various Wisconsin cheeses. After Green Bay blew their chances to go to the Super Bowl, Howard went on an unprecedented cheese eating bender and consumed almost five pounds of ripe Stilton. The next morning he found himself seated on the shitter, grabbing the sides of the toilet and straining to release the biggest Binder Knot he had ever encountered.
by Eaton Holgoode January 26, 2015
by Nightcore99 October 20, 2016
one of the famous attributes of a thomas jefferson modern day rendition in which he was trans and wore a binder with designs of the popular vocaloid, hatsune miku.
by gallowsc4llibrator March 20, 2021
by Ya Betcha October 13, 2007
A legendary sex machine who enjoys riding the fuck truck to pound town. His genitals are lanky and he’ll give you a spanky
“Hey did you meet that girl last night” -“yeah I Jack Bindered he so hard she couldn’t stand strait”
by Jackb220 April 05, 2018
by rarrybarry March 19, 2011
A game created by Palm Beach County School, Palm Beach Central. Now migrated to Wellington High School. The object of this game is to create teams, logos for said team,and keep it in the clear plastic of the binder holder. a During the day, in between classes to whack the binder out of any different teams hands. The rules are as follows
RULES:
-every team must have a logo and color scheme
IN ORDER TO PLAY:
you must be on a team and have a hand drawn paper of your teams logo in the clear outside of your binder
if you are on a team and you have a logo in your binder
if you hold an empty binder, you will be sack tapped ( girls will be cuntpunted).
ANYTHING IS FAIR GAME
RULES:
-every team must have a logo and color scheme
IN ORDER TO PLAY:
you must be on a team and have a hand drawn paper of your teams logo in the clear outside of your binder
if you are on a team and you have a logo in your binder
if you hold an empty binder, you will be sack tapped ( girls will be cuntpunted).
ANYTHING IS FAIR GAME
guy 1- yo whos team are you on
guy 2- what are you talking about
guy 1- Binder Wars
guy 2- oh yea i dont have one
guy 1- here is are logo join us
guy 2- what are you talking about
guy 1- Binder Wars
guy 2- oh yea i dont have one
guy 1- here is are logo join us
by Binder Wars February 26, 2011