Binch

N. When your toddler sibling, cousin, etc learns the word bitch for the first time but mispronounces it into adulthood.

Younger lad teasing passerby: "Fuckin' Binch!"

by Xodongles420oX May 1, 2017

Binch

A New Zealand word meaning bench, meaning worktop or side. The obvious misspelling is due to the bastardisation of the English language by our Southern Hemispherian cousins. (i.e. all vowels are pronounced "i")

See also
"stip" - as in "witch you stip"
"wibsit" - as in "check out my new wibsit at www.kiwi.com"
"pincil" - as in "I've git ni lid in mi pincil"

Nicole: "I lift your tii in the binch in the kitchin"

by MattyH January 24, 2008

Binch

An autistic way to say the word "Bitch*

Kyle thought his friend Pat was being a real binch.

That lady was being a huge binch

by Kyle the Bossman June 11, 2018

Binch

In Aussie slang it’s short for Bin Chicken (popularly hated bird aka the Ibis)
Mostly used as an insult as it sound like “bitch”

Omg Becky is such a Binch (insulting a person)
Look at that f**cking Binch trying to steal our food (referring to the bin chicken bird)

by PazRhino01 June 9, 2018

Binch

A Binch is a mixture of a Wench + a Bitch, henceforth you get Binch.

Your being such a Binch today Sarah.

by Konis December 29, 2007

Binch

A bitch around Christmas time.

Great staff Christmas party, huh?
Yeah, too bad the waitress was such a binch.

by weaver21 June 17, 2009

Binch

To beat someone within and inch of their life

Don't you dare, or I'll binch you!

by Rach227 April 5, 2011