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Billionaire Smoothie

The result of a martial arts fight between two billionaires if it were held in a carbon fiber tube on the bottom of the Atlantic instead of a Las Vegas octagon
The most shocking part of the undersea cage match was not who won, but that both were instantly transformed into a billionaire smoothie after the catastrophic structural failure of their uncertified submersible.
by DeathWaffle4432 June 28, 2023
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8 billion

being “eight billion” means that you are looking at yourself in a perspective of you just being a consciousness. like i’m not saying my age is 8 billion or anything like that i’m just saying that it’s just my mind living and my body isn’t me neither are my organs, i am just eight billion (a living thing) showing how small you are but that you are just a consciousness.
i feel like when i die i’m gonna go into another life, because my body isn’t me it’s just my consciousness, which makes me 8 billion
by manny-z's September 11, 2022
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Buttery Billionaire

When a wealthy man covers himself with Butter and screams "Im a buttery billionaire"
"Buddy Butterman of Butterman's Butters just sold his company for one billion dollars, he screams Im a Buttery Billionaire"
by Batman D Superman April 16, 2008
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phone billion

When your having a perfectly good day and it comes to a horrible twist when your cell bill arrives and your parents see that you sent 400 text messages over your limit.
Cara: wanna do something tonight?
Dani: No, my phone billion came and my parents are plotting my death as we speak
by zimbabwa May 9, 2007
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billionaire

Greedy hoarder of capital gained by taking advantage of the productive working class.
Billionaires should have assets taxed heavily in order to reduce income inequality and discourage exploitative labor practices. Tax everything over $100m at 100% and send a "you won capitalism" plaque.
by ETRToday July 15, 2021
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eleventy billion

The biggest number there is; the most; used when something is extreme; used in over-exaggeration
I got stopped at eleventy billion red lights on the way here.
by Jenga650 September 3, 2006
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Billiobyte

A un-specified/immeasurable unit of data storage
In the future of computing there could be Billiobytes of information across the globe.
by EdwardMViaSarahM December 7, 2011
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