Bilbo Baggins

a four way t-bagg

John, Bob, Chris and Scott had a Bilbo Baggins.

by Froto Baggins January 21, 2009

Bilbo Baggins'd

Reflexive Verb (v): Being Bilbo Bagisn'd means one has just been shuddered at, in surprise and alarm, while trying to reach for a marijuana smoking device. The person doing the bagginsing will generally mimick the suprised and alarmed face of Bilbo Baggins yelling "don't touch it!", or some other defensive speech pattern, while hiding the bong as if it is the most precious thing in the world to them.

Stoner 1: Hey dude lemme hit that Shii--(while reaching for bowl)

Stoner 2: (turns away erratically while pulling bowl in safer area next to his chest), exhibits some strange noise as a manifestation of a defensive and alarmed response, or yells, "don't touch it"

Stoner 3 to Stoner 1 " ha you just got bilbo baggins'd son!"

by Pizazzle February 5, 2010

Bilbo Faggions

a lil bitch boy who fat

Milo: ay, what ever happened to that Bilbo Faggions? Akil: you mean Henry?

by trash niglet July 29, 2019

Bilbo-dildo

Just a little monsterus dildo

Bilbo-dildo An enormous magic dildo that no meare mortal can piseas

by Sven savage October 22, 2018

Bilbo Baggins

When receiving oral sex from a dwarf while performing a bowel movement.

I declined going to the after party, I really had to use the restroom and the cute dwarf with the Santa hat offered to give me a Bilbo Baggins.

by Half-Bottle December 26, 2007

Bilbo Baggins

A phrase used to indicate approval

That stuff is really great...Bilbo Baggins

by Lalise March 16, 2008

Bilbo Biggins

A Bilbo Biggins is a Big Boned Co-Worker that you secretly make fun of. Usually a Bilbo Biggins has a Big Bobble Head and farts in other people's work areas. A Bilbo Biggins is always out of breath due to the tripple chin blocking the airway.

Also known as a B.B.J.

1. Jesus, look at Bilbo Biggins. I never thought someone could break a sweat sitting still.

2. Bilbo asks: - "You gunna eat that shrimp?"

by Mr. Grinch September 22, 2008